Målernæse

When you slap your self in the nose with a ruler.

I am målernæse myself

by Bjarneby March 7, 2018

malenaise

The white creamy substance usually produced when a man orgasms, not to be confused with mayonnaise

Glen: I do say Ernest, this salad is rather tasty what's the dressing you used?
Ernest: *sniggers*
Glen: ...
Ernest: I call it: "malenaise"
Glen: *goes to spew up*

by Hand Solo July 12, 2006