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Perpetual Malcontent 

A person who is only truly happy when he/she is upset. The inability to experience any or all of the following: happiness, laughter, joy, comradery. A tendency toward feeling bitter, scorn, spite, wrath, vengeful. See also killjoy and buzzkill.
A Perpetual Malcontent is one who complains about the quality of free food. A perpetual malcontent is critical of an event everyone else enjoyed.
Perpetual Malcontent by hwn85a5 March 27, 2009

malcontent 

Someone who is not content. Usually applied to someone who has either lost or is not happy with their lot. Malcontents tend to bitch and moan a lot about their current situation.
That loser is a total malcontent.
malcontent by DeadMan January 20, 2004

Malconcunt 

A type of girl with an attitude that is slutty but resentful of her own sluttiness. A woman who chooses to act and dress to sexually attract, but disdains the feeling that she 'must' be sexually attractive to be popular or liked. Like an over qualified low-wage worker who feels they 'deserve better' and so mistreats their customers.
"I can't figure her out, she's the kind of girl that will show you her ass but give you the finger while doing so."
"Yeah, she's a real Malconcunt. "
Malconcunt by Superawesomeblair October 6, 2015

Malconfidence 

When one totally acknowledges the utter unreliability for something, as well as either fully accepting or having a lack of care for any potential outcomes. One who acts with malconfidence may be described as carelessly chaotic or ignorantly blissful, for the better or for the worse.
He thought for a moment, closed his eyes, then kicked the ball with full malconfidence

Malcontents

Bad ass ska band outa IN.
The Malcontents put on a fuckin bad ass show last night.
Malcontents by Eli April 2, 2004

malcontent 

Ripped through strength.
that nigga is malcontent with mad strengfth .
malcontent by Markis Franklin May 13, 2005
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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