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Malcon: Dominican version of Malcolm. This name was invented by my mother Elsa Expósito who named me after Malcolm X after reading his autobiography. She replaced “lm” with “n” so Dominicans could easily pronounce it. I still get called everything but Malcon and that’s okay.
Malcon you are pure Love
Malcon by Malcon November 23, 2021
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Handsome, loyal, amazing, and smart. He will put other first instead of himself. You need a friend like Malcon. He will make you laugh 24/7. His laugh is contagious as hell though. So you might want to ask him to hangout!

This man will be your ride and die if you are loyal to him and accept his friendship. Be like a Malcon because there aren’t many like him in this generation.
I wish a had a Malcon right now so I can laugh my butt off.
malcon by Tobey Keith maguire November 24, 2021
a guy with rare flavor in music
I listened to malcom music playlist yesterday and was amazed by it all
Malcom by NotHuman February 21, 2020
A Guy Who Is Extremely Sweet & Everyone Loves Him
This Guy Name Malcom Is Such A Sweetheart
Malcom by HeGotSauce November 9, 2019
A sweet, loving man who has a soft spot for animals. Finds a sweet girl that loves him back and loves her forever. He is very handsome and is strong and supportive. He keeps a good job, but he is not very adventurous, and is afraid of a lot of things. He is a good man to have if you want to settle down and have kids. He is very smart in math, as he went to school at Harvard, so he is a very skilled accountant.
O.M.G. Becky, Malcome just got me a new puppy!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!
malcome by Cassidy Stevens June 2, 2017
A smart, talented, sometimes depressed boy
Malcom is a very smart and talented young boy he won 30 talent shows and had great stage sets
Malcom by Briplaysimvu November 1, 2019
A tough ass nigga who beats the fuck out of everyone who talks shit in school
“I told Malcom I fucked his mom last night... I ended up loosing my tooth”
Malcom by NinjasCamper April 22, 2019
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