malcom, the
The drug Ecstasy. Comes from the politcal figure Malcom X where as the X is also another way to eXtasy.
malcom, the by Anonymous October 22, 2003
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malcom in the middle
malcom in the middle by starky July 2, 2006
The Malcom X
The Malcom X by TheFistofDestiny December 9, 2008
malcolm in the middle
The best sitcom ever! A show both me AND my 6-year-old daughter can relate to, as it portrays the everyday funniness of REAL AMERICANS partaking in REAL LIFE.
malcolm in the middle by Nastina August 9, 2005
Malcolm in the Middle
Like The Simpsons, but with real people. A good show that makes fun of everyday life situations in a clever way and I'll never get tired of watching.
On Malcolm in the Middle the kid that plays Reese is the best-looking and Frankie Muniz is sort of cute, but that kid with the monkey ears and the big nose is really ugly.
Malcolm in the Middle by fags-in-the-shower July 24, 2008
The Mighty Malcolm
When a man makes out with a girl after she had just finished performing the act of fellatio on a different man. The man receiving the blowjob tends to be Mexican and disgusting.
Guy 1: Dude! I made out with a hot chick last night.
Guy 2: Yah, too bad she sucked my dick right before that. she totally gave you the Mighty Malcolm bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit..
Guy 2: How's my semen taste faggot?
Guy 2: Yah, too bad she sucked my dick right before that. she totally gave you the Mighty Malcolm bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit..
Guy 2: How's my semen taste faggot?
The Mighty Malcolm by blumpkin27 October 30, 2011
malcolm in the middle
malcolm in the middle by aperfectdefect March 20, 2009
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