a soundboard is a webpage with a whole bunch of little soundbytes on it from interviews with a celebrity or lines from a movie, to be used for entertainment purposes (i.e.- crank calling).
"Nicole is still pissed cuz I had her freaked out for two days after using the Michael Jackson soundboard on her.How can you not recognize Michael Jackson's voice?"
by Nastina August 31, 2005
Get the soundboardmug. A complete loser who's got nothing better to do than smoke/talk about smoking weed.If smoking marijuana is the only thing interesting you can talk about, you are a BORING FUCK! My Granny smoked weed...it's not original OR exciting, you STUPID FUCKEN HIPPY!
"Light up a blunt, man, I got nothin more exciting to do then smoke weed...yea...i'm cool...i can put a joint to my mouth and LIGHT IT! I'm so original...."
by Nastina September 1, 2005
Get the potheadmug. What you say to somebody when they say something completely dumb. Must be said in a really sarcastic, annoying tone.
Phil-"Toni Braxton was born a man! She admitted it on Oprah."
Dave-"WOW! That's news to me!"
Janie-"Bush totally planned 9/11 to make himself look good!"
Pete-"That's news to me!"
Dave-"WOW! That's news to me!"
Janie-"Bush totally planned 9/11 to make himself look good!"
Pete-"That's news to me!"
by Nastina September 5, 2005
Get the that's news to me!mug. Karrine Steffans, aka Superhead, author of the very controversial Confessions of a Video Vixen. You may know her as the video-ho with the incredibly fake-looking implants covered by gold pasties that was in Mistikal's 'Danger' video. She is notorious for giving head to many, many rappers. Why she would want to be famous for sucking dick is anyone's guess!
Book-loving individual 1:"Superhead looks like she is taking a huge dump in the photo on the back of her book."
Book-loving individual 2: "I know, lol! Who do you think Papa is? I bet it's Scarface!"
B.L.1: "No way! It's gotta be L.L. Cool J!"
Book-loving individual 2: "I know, lol! Who do you think Papa is? I bet it's Scarface!"
B.L.1: "No way! It's gotta be L.L. Cool J!"
by nastina June 11, 2006
Get the Superheadmug. Controversial book written by Superhead, aka Karrine Steffans, noted dick-sucker and video-ho. Alot of rappers are mad, because she talks about how she gave them head and they don't want thier wives to find out. She keeps the identity of only one of the many rappers she sucked-up secret, she refers to him as "Papa" in the book. Many people are wondering who "Papa"is.
Book enthusiast 1: "Have you read 'Confessions of a Video Vixen' Yet?"
Book enthusiast 2: "Yes, I finally broke down and got it cuz it was on sale! I had to go take a shower after I read it, though! What a nasty slut!"
Book enthusiast 2: "Yes, I finally broke down and got it cuz it was on sale! I had to go take a shower after I read it, though! What a nasty slut!"
by nastina June 11, 2006
Get the Confessions of a Video Vixenmug. The capital of California, also known as Suckramento.Contrary to popular belief, Sacramento is NOT a cowtown, Sacramento County is mostly urban-suburban, but make no mistake, it is DEFINITELY NOT exciting here either. After 10pm, there is absolutely nothing to do, unless you enjoy getting drunk (like everywhere, bars are open until 2am), or going to the 24-hour WalMart, or smoking crank.
by Nastina August 31, 2005
Get the Sacramentomug. Superhead's secret lover who she has yet to reveal. There is much speculation as to which famous rapper "Papa" is , and why Superhead wants to keep it a secret, when she names everybody else in her book, "Confessions of a Video Vixen".
by nastina June 11, 2006
Get the "Papa"mug.