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Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.
“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker
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malachai 

Malachai is a dude who looks for trouble, but can be a really great guy. Loves to party and get girls. No one can understand him at times, but he cares to become a wealthy person and enthusiastic. Hard working but very talented.
You know Malachai?
-yeah, he's a crazy son of a birch
Yupp that's malachai
malachai by niggasinparis6969 January 13, 2014

MALACHAI PARKER

Malachai parker is the hottest man in the tv show , the vampire diaries , he’s honestly godly!!
omg did you see malachai parker in vampire diaries?!
MALACHAI PARKER by xkqtiex November 6, 2020
A Daedric Lord in the Elder Scrolls.
Malacath is lord of the orcs.
Malacath by Jaicin April 26, 2011

malacaria 

An individual who acts in a manor that is really really fucking wierd/gross. A Malacaria activity includes but is not limited to: Picking of nose, picking of ear, rolling ear wax and boogers together, rolling earwax/booger combination on face repeatedly, jacking off in the presense of others, collecting nut rags, publically displaying nut rags...etc
I caught joe role playing with his nut rag. Thats really Malacaria of him.
malacaria by Cadet C July 20, 2008

malachaisexual

Only being attracted to Malachai Parker from The Vampire Diaries.
friend: hey what’s your sexuality?
me: oh I’m malachaisexual.
malachaisexual by tvdkaiobsessed December 30, 2020