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A person who is really idiotic in a non-sensitive way
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Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.
“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker
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malachai 

Malachai is a dude who looks for trouble, but can be a really great guy. Loves to party and get girls. No one can understand him at times, but he cares to become a wealthy person and enthusiastic. Hard working but very talented.
You know Malachai?
-yeah, he's a crazy son of a birch
Yupp that's malachai
malachai by niggasinparis6969 January 13, 2014

MALACHAI PARKER

Malachai parker is the hottest man in the tv show , the vampire diaries , he’s honestly godly!!
omg did you see malachai parker in vampire diaries?!
MALACHAI PARKER by xkqtiex November 6, 2020
Malacath is lord of the orcs.
Malacath by Jaicin April 26, 2011

malacaria 

An individual who acts in a manor that is really really fucking wierd/gross. A Malacaria activity includes but is not limited to: Picking of nose, picking of ear, rolling ear wax and boogers together, rolling earwax/booger combination on face repeatedly, jacking off in the presense of others, collecting nut rags, publically displaying nut rags...etc
I caught joe role playing with his nut rag. Thats really Malacaria of him.
malacaria by Cadet C July 20, 2008

malachaisexual

Only being attracted to Malachai Parker from The Vampire Diaries.
friend: hey what’s your sexuality?
me: oh I’m malachaisexual.
malachaisexual by tvdkaiobsessed December 30, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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