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Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.
“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker
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malachai 

Malachai is a dude who looks for trouble, but can be a really great guy. Loves to party and get girls. No one can understand him at times, but he cares to become a wealthy person and enthusiastic. Hard working but very talented.
You know Malachai?
-yeah, he's a crazy son of a birch
Yupp that's malachai
malachai by niggasinparis6969 January 13, 2014

MALACHAI PARKER

Malachai parker is the hottest man in the tv show , the vampire diaries , he’s honestly godly!!
omg did you see malachai parker in vampire diaries?!
MALACHAI PARKER by xkqtiex November 6, 2020
Malacath is lord of the orcs.
Malacath by Jaicin April 26, 2011

malacaria 

An individual who acts in a manor that is really really fucking wierd/gross. A Malacaria activity includes but is not limited to: Picking of nose, picking of ear, rolling ear wax and boogers together, rolling earwax/booger combination on face repeatedly, jacking off in the presense of others, collecting nut rags, publically displaying nut rags...etc
I caught joe role playing with his nut rag. Thats really Malacaria of him.
malacaria by Cadet C July 20, 2008

malachaisexual

Only being attracted to Malachai Parker from The Vampire Diaries.
friend: hey what’s your sexuality?
me: oh I’m malachaisexual.
malachaisexual by tvdkaiobsessed December 30, 2020