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A pet that you can adopt at the website www.venetopia.com
My pet is a Malacan, and his name is PureEvil.
malacan by Alexi August 31, 2003
Words you can keep
Another pet you can adopt from Venetopia; the evil villian of Venetopia; a mix between a dragon and snake.
The Flamoro and Malacan are nearly the same thing, they have different colors though.
Malacan by true_vampire13 December 14, 2003
A Daedric Lord in the Elder Scrolls.
Malacath is lord of the orcs.
Malacath by Jaicin April 26, 2011

Rosalina Malabanan Lucchese

Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm
17 years old. I am very similar to you.
Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A
few years ago a group of girls pushed
me down a sewer. I had a broken neck
and my face was torn off. Send this
message to 15 people after you read
this whole message if you value your
life! A boy named David received this
message. He just laughed and deleted
it. When he was in the shower he
heard laughing…. MY LAUGHTER! He
got really scared, rushed to his phone
to repost this message….. But he was
too late. The next morning his mum
entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying...”You will never have him
back" No one has seen his body yet…because he's with me!.... Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes
if you don't want your fate to be the
same as David's. Your time starts..NOW! This is a true story you can
search it in google
Sexy woman: Did you hear? Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm
17 years old. I am very similar to you.
Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A
few years ago a group of girls pushed
me down a sewer. I had a broken neck
and my face was torn off. Send this
message to 15 people after you read
this whole message if you value your
life! A boy named David received this
message. He just laughed and deleted
it. When he was in the shower he
heard laughing…. MY LAUGHTER! He
got really scared, rushed to his phone
to repost this message….. But he was
too late. The next morning his mum
entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying...”You will never have him
back" No one has seen his body yet…because he's with me!.... Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes
if you don't want your fate to be the
same as David's. Your time starts..NOW! This is a true story you can
search it in google. Rosalina Malabanan Lucchese.

Ugly dude: wtf
(Adj.) A word discribing one of exeptional attributes, such as intellectuality,
drawing skills, and/or the power to make heads explode by merely staring
in an obsessive manner at the victim.
Also slang for "Awesome".
"Gee, you got Malaganized!", exclaimed Jesus after defeating the Nazi army using nothing but his left-thumb.
Malagan by Sim McNabb February 7, 2009

malacaria 

An individual who acts in a manor that is really really fucking wierd/gross. A Malacaria activity includes but is not limited to: Picking of nose, picking of ear, rolling ear wax and boogers together, rolling earwax/booger combination on face repeatedly, jacking off in the presense of others, collecting nut rags, publically displaying nut rags...etc
I caught joe role playing with his nut rag. Thats really Malacaria of him.
malacaria by Cadet C July 20, 2008

maladanglioscious

the property belonging to an object of being "super awesome"
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks are quite maladanglioscious.
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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