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malachai 

Malachai is a dude who looks for trouble, but can be a really great guy. Loves to party and get girls. No one can understand him at times, but he cares to become a wealthy person and enthusiastic. Hard working but very talented.
You know Malachai?
-yeah, he's a crazy son of a birch
Yupp that's malachai
malachai by niggasinparis6969 January 13, 2014
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Malachai 

They are very ugly and they do the most. Has no life and thinks he cute but not. Not really funny and has crushes on multiple girls because not one girl shall ever like them
You know Malachai?

Yea that real ugly dude with the nasty haircut?
Yea that’s him.
Malachai by nooneshalleverknow February 23, 2020

Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.
“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker

MALACHAI PARKER

Malachai parker is the hottest man in the tv show , the vampire diaries , he’s honestly godly!!
omg did you see malachai parker in vampire diaries?!
MALACHAI PARKER by xkqtiex November 6, 2020

Malachai Schang 

a big fag, who sits on his ass all day. If you piss a kid named "Malachai Schang" off, he'll elbow drop your face in like jackie chan.
That Malachai kid kicked my ass last friday"
Malachai Schang by Malachai May 25, 2003

Malachai Donnelly 

An absolute stud who is impeccable at getting bitches but is to good looking for his own use. He is also insanely rich and did I say handsome?
You heard of malachai Donnelly? Yeah I heard he had sex with the queen yesterday
Malachai Donnelly by Ultrasexyman February 26, 2024

Haha Malachai Go Farm 

Someone who has had a play on there name from Barnett To Farmett
Malachai your so stupid, Haha Malachai Go Farm
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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