makot
A small penis.
Kieran has a makot.
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Maketa
A Girl That is Beyond Beautiful No Other Women on the Planet Can't Match Her Beauty.
A Very Sexual Women That Loves To Be Tamed but also a very highly intelligent women and strongly independent.
An Adorable Girl You Want To Meet in Your Life and never ever want to let go.
A Song Written By Famous Musician Sketch A Peaze
A Latin Name That Means Queen or Beautiful Soul
A Very Sexual Women That Loves To Be Tamed but also a very highly intelligent women and strongly independent.
An Adorable Girl You Want To Meet in Your Life and never ever want to let go.
A Song Written By Famous Musician Sketch A Peaze
A Latin Name That Means Queen or Beautiful Soul
Person1:Hey How's That Hot Girl your talking to.
Person2:Oh That was Maketa she is a amazing person inside and out.
Person1:Man! She is Sexy Hot Your a Lucky Dude Bro!.
Person2:Oh That was Maketa she is a amazing person inside and out.
Person1:Man! She is Sexy Hot Your a Lucky Dude Bro!.
Related Words
Makoto • Makoto Naegi • Makoto Itou • Makoto Niijima • makoto tachibana • Makoto Yuki • makot • makota • Makotadiller • makoti
MAPOTI
Acronym coined by Ryan Higa for "most annoying people on the Internet." Pronounced mah-POH-tee.
These people may include: the overly used acronyms guy, the attention whore, the hater/troll, the overused sayings person, the overly deep person, the hash tagger, the food photographer, the unrelated captions girl, the trying too hard guy, the not enough information person that makes posts about their current situation but doesn't want to talk about it when you ask them person, the wannabe rapper, the grammar Nazi, everyone on MySpace, or that one guy that always complains about others.
These people may include: the overly used acronyms guy, the attention whore, the hater/troll, the overused sayings person, the overly deep person, the hash tagger, the food photographer, the unrelated captions girl, the trying too hard guy, the not enough information person that makes posts about their current situation but doesn't want to talk about it when you ask them person, the wannabe rapper, the grammar Nazi, everyone on MySpace, or that one guy that always complains about others.
Example 1
Mary: Dentistry school was tough, but I finally graduated!
Jane: Dentistry school isn't even hard, you fucking idiot. Get a real job.
MAPOTI
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Example 2
Ryan: Wow...you expect me to forgive you? It's people like you that make me hate the world!
Wayne: What happened? Are you okay?
Ryan: I don't want to talk about it.
MAPOTI
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Example 3
Carl: YOLO SWAG GANGSTA4LYFE BRO
MAPOTI
Mary: Dentistry school was tough, but I finally graduated!
Jane: Dentistry school isn't even hard, you fucking idiot. Get a real job.
MAPOTI
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Example 2
Ryan: Wow...you expect me to forgive you? It's people like you that make me hate the world!
Wayne: What happened? Are you okay?
Ryan: I don't want to talk about it.
MAPOTI
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Example 3
Carl: YOLO SWAG GANGSTA4LYFE BRO
MAPOTI
Makoto Naegi
The main character of Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc and Danganronpa: The Animation.
The cutest, smol egg.
The cutest, smol egg.
Makoto Naegi by nagito.exe May 29, 2016
Totes Malotes
Totally bad ass!
The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....
Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!
Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!
Totes Malotes by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016
pull a mako
(verb) When a person is unable to come to a decision and so takes all possible choices in order to avoid making an ultimate and final decision
(Derived from the character Mako from the TV show Legend of Korra)
(Derived from the character Mako from the TV show Legend of Korra)
Speaker 1: Wow, I can't believe Doug just kissed both those girls who are interested in him!
Speaker 2: I know, right? Way to pull a Mako.
Speaker 2: I know, right? Way to pull a Mako.
pull a mako by lokfan June 27, 2012
Makito
1) a person who says their w/ jap. girls, when in fact, that person is with all guys.
2) a person who hangs out with mexicans
3) a pervert who stares at girls above his standards
4) a tiny sushi boi
5) a survivor from japans earthquake
6) someone who claims to always be busy, however that person is actually at home drawing up hentai to masturbate to or building transformers
2) a person who hangs out with mexicans
3) a pervert who stares at girls above his standards
4) a tiny sushi boi
5) a survivor from japans earthquake
6) someone who claims to always be busy, however that person is actually at home drawing up hentai to masturbate to or building transformers
person 1: he says he's at six flags with likee 6 japanese girls !
person 2: WOWWW LUCKY BISHH~!!!
*see's him at six flags with 6 guys...*
person 1&2: HAHAHHAA GAYY FAGGG, such a makito
person 1: did you call him up yet???
person 2: nahh, he's not picking up...
person 1: WHAT A MAKITO!!!
worker: HELLO, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
person 1:uhhh can i get a 1 mochi?
worker: we have many sizes! wat kind would you want?:) we have a makito size, regular size, and a large(1 inch)
person1: dangg, how big is the makito size then?
worker:not worth it, tooo tinyyy, cant satisfy if you know what i mean..
person 2: WOWWW LUCKY BISHH~!!!
*see's him at six flags with 6 guys...*
person 1&2: HAHAHHAA GAYY FAGGG, such a makito
person 1: did you call him up yet???
person 2: nahh, he's not picking up...
person 1: WHAT A MAKITO!!!
worker: HELLO, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
person 1:uhhh can i get a 1 mochi?
worker: we have many sizes! wat kind would you want?:) we have a makito size, regular size, and a large(1 inch)
person1: dangg, how big is the makito size then?
worker:not worth it, tooo tinyyy, cant satisfy if you know what i mean..
Makito by likesitrough June 28, 2011
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