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makoti by Lightskinmami November 21, 2021
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MAPOTI
Acronym coined by Ryan Higa for "most annoying people on the Internet." Pronounced mah-POH-tee.
These people may include: the overly used acronyms guy, the attention whore, the hater/troll, the overused sayings person, the overly deep person, the hash tagger, the food photographer, the unrelated captions girl, the trying too hard guy, the not enough information person that makes posts about their current situation but doesn't want to talk about it when you ask them person, the wannabe rapper, the grammar Nazi, everyone on MySpace, or that one guy that always complains about others.
These people may include: the overly used acronyms guy, the attention whore, the hater/troll, the overused sayings person, the overly deep person, the hash tagger, the food photographer, the unrelated captions girl, the trying too hard guy, the not enough information person that makes posts about their current situation but doesn't want to talk about it when you ask them person, the wannabe rapper, the grammar Nazi, everyone on MySpace, or that one guy that always complains about others.
Example 1
Mary: Dentistry school was tough, but I finally graduated!
Jane: Dentistry school isn't even hard, you fucking idiot. Get a real job.
MAPOTI
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Example 2
Ryan: Wow...you expect me to forgive you? It's people like you that make me hate the world!
Wayne: What happened? Are you okay?
Ryan: I don't want to talk about it.
MAPOTI
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Example 3
Carl: YOLO SWAG GANGSTA4LYFE BRO
MAPOTI
Mary: Dentistry school was tough, but I finally graduated!
Jane: Dentistry school isn't even hard, you fucking idiot. Get a real job.
MAPOTI
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Example 2
Ryan: Wow...you expect me to forgive you? It's people like you that make me hate the world!
Wayne: What happened? Are you okay?
Ryan: I don't want to talk about it.
MAPOTI
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Example 3
Carl: YOLO SWAG GANGSTA4LYFE BRO
MAPOTI
Related Words
makoti • Makoto • Makoto Naegi • Makobi • MAPOTI • Makoni • Makosi • Makoto Itou • Makoto Niijima • makoto tachibana
Makoto Naegi
The main character of Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc and Danganronpa: The Animation.
The cutest, smol egg.
The cutest, smol egg.
Makoto Naegi by nagito.exe May 29, 2016
Makoto Itou
Probably one of the most hated anime characters ever created. This character is featured in the anime based off of the visual novel "School Days." In the last episode of the anime, Sekai, a girl who Makoto cheats on by having sex with every girl in his grade, kills him. My friends and I agreed that Makoto deserved to die, and his death was probably one of the funniest moments in the entire anime.
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Person 2: Yeah! Makoto Itou deserved to die! I'm so glad Sekai killed him!
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MAPOTI
MAPOTI by janette339 February 28, 2013
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Makoto Naegi
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