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Maboobs
Dust storms on Mars. Name derived from haboobs on earth. May be any size or shape, although the largest ones are most famous. Often round or oval, ranging from very light red or pink to nearly black. May occur in pairs, but three at one time are extremely rare. Difficult to predict when they will come in, their size or shape, but eventually gravity destroys them and they just fade away, falling to the ground.
NASA Ensign Fook Mei: Commander! There appears to be one, no two! huge reddish pink dust storms busting out on Mars! Its maboobs!
Commander Pi Hoal: Curiosity will lead us to explore maboobs.
Mei: What about Opportunity?
Hoal: Yes, never miss an opportunity to explore, photograph, measure, sample, and get into Maboobs.
Mei: I mean, shall I drive the probe right up in the valley between maboobs?
Hoal: Yes, I want the taxpayer to enjoy, like they are reaching out and feeling maboobs.
Commander Pi Hoal: Curiosity will lead us to explore maboobs.
Mei: What about Opportunity?
Hoal: Yes, never miss an opportunity to explore, photograph, measure, sample, and get into Maboobs.
Mei: I mean, shall I drive the probe right up in the valley between maboobs?
Hoal: Yes, I want the taxpayer to enjoy, like they are reaching out and feeling maboobs.
Majoobey
Hey Majoovey
majoobie
An idiotic human being that likes to waste other people's time by telling them useless pieces of crap just because they don't have a life simply because all they do is play World of Warcraf (quite the sad life).
Can also be a human being who's english language is so limited that the only word in their lexicon is the word "YEAH!".
Can also be a human being who's english language is so limited that the only word in their lexicon is the word "YEAH!".
isaac: yeah!
jess: what?
isaac: yeahhh!
jess: huh..?
isaac: yeahhhhhh!
jess: ok youre so weird you majoobie
jess: what?
isaac: yeahhh!
jess: huh..?
isaac: yeahhhhhh!
jess: ok youre so weird you majoobie
majoobie by a groovy human being March 26, 2007
Manoobs
Manoobs by Jennifer Stock November 23, 2003
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