Maboobs 

Dust storms on Mars. Name derived from haboobs on earth. May be any size or shape, although the largest ones are most famous. Often round or oval, ranging from very light red or pink to nearly black. May occur in pairs, but three at one time are extremely rare. Difficult to predict when they will come in, their size or shape, but eventually gravity destroys them and they just fade away, falling to the ground.

NASA Ensign Fook Mei: Commander! There appears to be one, no two! huge reddish pink dust storms busting out on Mars! Its maboobs!
Commander Pi Hoal: Curiosity will lead us to explore maboobs.
Mei: What about Opportunity?
Hoal: Yes, never miss an opportunity to explore, photograph, measure, sample, and get into Maboobs.
Mei: I mean, shall I drive the probe right up in the valley between maboobs?
Hoal: Yes, I want the taxpayer to enjoy, like they are reaching out and feeling maboobs.

Maboobs by HAFSNT July 12, 2018

Maboobs 

Man boobs typically found on overly fat men

"Hey Fred did you see that guy's Maboobs"
" yeah those things were massive"

Maboobs by Thefatman June 24, 2012

manboobs

Contrary to popular belief, not all manboobs are caused by fat. Some men are naturally born with higher amounts of estrogen then others and once they hit puberty start growing actual breast tissue. In fact, almost 1/3 of evry male has some form of it, though it may not be noticable.


But yes, most manboobs are just fat on overweight people.

King Tut had manboobs caused by estrogen. I saw it on Discovery Health Channel.

manboobs by Mike April 22, 2004

Manboobs

Breasts found on fat, overweight men.

That Sumo Wrestler had a huge pair of manboobs.

Manboobs by Glittery Goddess June 27, 2004

manboobs

Someone who has been eating way too many damn mini-wheats and hasn't been getting laid frequently enough to work them off.

Damn, Terry has not gotten laid in 22 years......

manboobs by TK May 19, 2004

majoobs 

Man-Jewish-Boobs, a short term for jewish moobs, or jewish man boobs. Derives from the word joobs. See moobs, or joobs.

"His majoobs jiggled as Mordechai stood up"

majoobs by Dan Berk November 13, 2007

manboobs

what are the things you got sticking out of your shirt

MAtt Cook has some pointy manboobs!

manboobs by Zachizzo November 3, 2003