Dust storms on Mars. Name derived from haboobs on
earth. May be any size or shape, although the largest ones are most famous. Often round or oval, ranging from very light red or
pink to nearly black. May occur in pairs, but three at one time are extremely rare. Difficult to predict when they
will come in, their size or shape, but eventually gravity destroys them and they just fade away, falling to the ground.
NASA Ensign
Fook Mei: Commander! There appears to be one, no two! huge reddish
pink dust storms busting out on
Mars! Its maboobs!
Commander Pi Hoal: Curiosity
will lead us to explore maboobs.
Mei: What about Opportunity?
Hoal: Yes, never miss an opportunity to explore, photograph, measure, sample, and get into Maboobs.
Mei: I mean, shall I drive the probe right up in the valley between maboobs?
Hoal: Yes, I want the taxpayer to enjoy, like they are reaching out and feeling maboobs.