Mordechai

A Mordechai is a smart, logical, and wise human being. They can sometimes come out as cold, but are really funny, talented, and entertaining when you befriend them. They can also seem like a show off, but everyone can admit they are good at what they do.

Girl: Ugh! I hate Mordechai!
Boy: Oh come on, he's actually really funny and cool once you get to know him!
Girl: But he is such a show off!
Boy: Yeah but he is really good at what he does!
Girl: I suppose...

by Estie Defines January 1, 2018

Mordechai

A ugly homeless homosexual who has no friends and is super short and has a tiny winey penis

Damm that mordechai he's guy as flip

by Gonk August 16, 2017

Mordechai Elbaz

My cousin who is very funny, and kinda sigma and mogs everyone except Jared Glick, Jared Glick everyone loves him, and he’s the best kid ever

Jared and Mordechai Elbaz are cousins

by The stinky rat January 11, 2024

Moshe Mordechai

Moshe Mordechai is a caring and sweet boy. He is very kind and very competitive and pretty innocent tbh . Generally is obsessed with basketball, and generally has extremely attractive friends named Yosef, Yaakov and

Gavriel. Has short hair and wears a lot of hoodies.

Hey Moshe Mordechai, you know kobe died?
*screams profusely in agony* “DON’T REMIND ME!!!”

by Yourmumisgaylolripyou February 20, 2020

Pulling a Mordecai

Never making a move, while not knowing what to do with your hands.

Rigby: "Ahh, stop texting CJ! Just tell her u like her and quit pulling a Mordecai!"

Mordecai: "What? That's not a thing."

Rigby: "Uh, I'm Moredecai. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with my hands."

by Kingto Ultimus May 16, 2014

Pulling a Mordecai

Never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

I just know I'm gonna be "pulling a Mordecai" when I saw this cute boy at a restaurant.

by Trash boat May 9, 2014

pulling a Mordecai

1. Having a crush on someone for a very long time and never making a move.

2. Trying to talk to your crush, but unable to do anything but raise your hands in mid-air and groan unintelligibly.

Ugh, are you texting her again? Dude, stop pulling a Mordecai just tell her you like her.

by Cleverun May 13, 2014