Matts
Matts by MonkeMan2464 November 25, 2021
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matts
Matts is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Matts', you will notice a Matts by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Matts takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.
Girl: Wanna fuck?
Matts: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!
Girl: Come on!
Matts: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?
The word Matts can be used similar to the word MILF:
Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!
Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Matts-alert!!
Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?
Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!
Girl 1: Oh, he's a Matts?
Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!
Matts: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!
Girl: Come on!
Matts: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?
The word Matts can be used similar to the word MILF:
Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!
Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Matts-alert!!
Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?
Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!
Girl 1: Oh, he's a Matts?
Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!
matts by Nazgul_ring October 8, 2018
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matts manjunk
large package of genetalia associated with males named Matt...Everyone knows at least one Matt who sports a large monolithic package beneath the trowsers
I cant seem to keep a girl happy .... if i only had matts manjunk i'd be litterally batting a thousand.
matts manjunk by ronski July 5, 2010
Matts Mum
The excuse to anything and everything when in a conversation. It can be used to put people off, as an answer to ANY question and can be the response to anything such as a hello!
Dave: Hey man, whats up?
John: Matts Mum!
OR
Terry: What the f**k man, what are you doing?
Steve: Matts Mum, what else???
John: Matts Mum!
OR
Terry: What the f**k man, what are you doing?
Steve: Matts Mum, what else???
Matts Mum by "O" Town rep May 31, 2010
matts alright
matts alright by Ogpoopsock May 17, 2021
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Matts Dick
A dick that his Girlfriends doesn't even want in her mouth or cunt and is smaller than the fat kids millimetre defeater
Matts Dick by ShowUsYaCunt September 1, 2022
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