Matts

Matts is usually a very annoying person. Will get beat up at school. Big fat loser.

Matts is such a loser. I hate Matts the loser

by MonkeMan2464 November 25, 2021

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Matts is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Matts', you will notice a Matts by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Matts takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.

Girl: Wanna fuck?

Matts: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!

Girl: Come on!

Matts: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

The word Matts can be used similar to the word MILF:

Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!

Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Matts-alert!!

Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?

Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!

Girl 1: Oh, he's a Matts?

Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!

by Nazgul_ring October 8, 2018

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matts manjunk

large package of genetalia associated with males named Matt...Everyone knows at least one Matt who sports a large monolithic package beneath the trowsers

I cant seem to keep a girl happy .... if i only had matts manjunk i'd be litterally batting a thousand.

by ronski July 5, 2010

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Matts Mum

The excuse to anything and everything when in a conversation. It can be used to put people off, as an answer to ANY question and can be the response to anything such as a hello!

Dave: Hey man, whats up?
John: Matts Mum!

OR

Terry: What the f**k man, what are you doing?
Steve: Matts Mum, what else???

by "O" Town rep May 31, 2010

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