majestrate 

A monarch or other supreme ruler who also hears court cases.

High-'n'-mighty jerks of royalty like King Fink and Prince John were notorious majestrates, as well, and their unfair, self-serving, and heavy-handed decisions caused wide-spread unrest and resentment among their subjects.

majestrate by QuacksO May 11, 2022

magistrate 

A person that is too damn stupid to be a judge so they just try to put up a front that shows they have power.

Trashtabulas one and only HO residing at Juvenile Court in Ashtabula. A magistrate Believes that he/she is better than anyone else. Beware---if you go to Juvenile Court in Ashtabula- Watch Out For The Ho's!!!!!!!

magistrate by Angel in Disguise March 4, 2009

Malestration 

Also known as Man PMS, when a man is real moody after a very stressful situation. Usually lasts a day or two but it has been reported that some men keep up with their malestration for a whole week or more.

Man 1: Hey, whats up?
Man 2: Nothin much just chillin.
(Man 1 steps on Man 2's foot on accident)
Man 2: HOLY FUCK WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM GET OUT OF MY WAY OR IM GONNA ROCK YOUR SHIT! IM THEJUGGERNAUGHT BITCH!
Man 1: Damn, whats causing your malestration?

Malestration by ryanscott23 September 28, 2009

Magistrate 

A person of considerable responsibility in 'pragmatic' justice enforcement. Sadly, Magistrates are often wallowing in their own apparent wisdom and are actually not efficient in sentencing. They often present as stuffy old snobs whom insist on wearing cheap 'off-the-peg' reading glasses on the tips of their noses for the sole purpose of appearing to be intelectual. Sadists and hypocrites.

"Mr. Bloggs. It is within the power entrusted in this Magistrate's court to commit you to a period of six months in custody as a consequence of your actions. You are today convicted of snoring too loudly and disturbing the peace. If you had happened to be a drug-abuser, we would have spent thousands of pounds in tax-payer's money for you to have a nice spell at a private rehabilitation clinic."

Magistrate by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008

Majesturbate 

The act of masturbating when enacting the irresistible compulsion to look majestic while doing so.

1. I've been reading about eagles all day and suddenly have a strong urge to go and majesturbate.
2. Looking out across the dimly lit gorge, the sun setting a glorious backdrop, my white knuckle fist feverishly punches away. My Scarf listlessly blowing in the wind, as I majesturbated in the light of earth's holy glory.
3. He was posed with a silhouette somewhat resembling a flamingo, almost as if for him... to majesturbate in response to her presence wasn't even a choice.

Majesturbate by CrimsonBoner April 3, 2017

Magistrate` 

A very noble and respectable guy. He knows no equal to his style, nor intellect. If anyone were to call him by another name it would be, quite simply, God.

"Damn Magistrate`, you truly are the most perfect person on the face of the earth. Infact some would say you have ascended to a higher level, the level of a God"

Magistrate` by Kevon November 25, 2004

Majesticated 

Domesticated in a majestic fashion.

In order to impress Oprah with the intent of impregnating her to get her money, I forcefully majesticated myself in order to attract and seduce her.

Majesticated by randy Farris April 26, 2011