majestuation

When needlessly harrassed, bothered or annoyed by a person via text, majestuation is a word used to confuse the bothering person.
The person, most times, will be confused and back off.

Weird random guy: hey why haven't you replied to my 7 texts?
You: majestuation.

by Daphnaph November 21, 2021

Malestration

Also known as Man PMS, when a man is real moody after a very stressful situation. Usually lasts a day or two but it has been reported that some men keep up with their malestration for a whole week or more.

Man 1: Hey, whats up?
Man 2: Nothin much just chillin.
(Man 1 steps on Man 2's foot on accident)
Man 2: HOLY FUCK WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM GET OUT OF MY WAY OR IM GONNA ROCK YOUR SHIT! IM THEJUGGERNAUGHT BITCH!
Man 1: Damn, whats causing your malestration?

by ryanscott23 September 28, 2009

Malestruation

A male equivalent to the emotional stress caused by female menstruation

"Wow, what a jerk. He must be suffering from malestruation"

"He's probably just malestruating"

by Eric Myers January 22, 2008

Malestruation

It is the alternative to female menstruation but for men, or rather, male menstruation.

I had serious abdominal pains earlier today, I think my malestruation periods just started.
I have no idea why girls do not believe boys get periods, it is called malestruation, look it up!

by cbran_1 January 25, 2022

Majestuatisation

Therme used for the first time by French youtubeur Savun
Defines majestuatising
Proposed to the Académie française and rejected because it doesn't respect the field of "usage" (they're old reactionaries, so too bad for them, they might as well use it and trigger it).

"Non mais regardez ces environnements c'est ce genre de beauté qui me donne envie d'utiliser des mots comme "Majestuatisation" pour illustrer cette... "Majesté" ?"

(No, but look at these environments - it's this kind of beauty that makes me want to use words like 'Majestuatisation' to illustrate this... "Majesty" ?)
Savun - TEC Borderlands 2

by Kzaark February 22, 2024