Magistrate`

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A very noble and respectable guy. He knows no equal to his style, nor intellect. If anyone were to call him by another name it would be, quite simply, God.

"Damn Magistrate`, you truly are the most perfect person on the face of the earth. Infact some would say you have ascended to a higher level, the level of a God"

Magistrate` by Kevon November 25, 2004

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Magistrate`

A gangsta with an extremely small penis.

"Dayum, that dude is such a Magistrate`."

Magistrate` by Benchmeister 5000 August 17, 2011

Related Words

Magistrate • Magistrate` • magastrate • magistra • Manstrate • Imagistrate • magistrait • Magistral • majestrate • Moistrate

magistrate

A person that is too damn stupid to be a judge so they just try to put up a front that shows they have power.

Trashtabulas one and only HO residing at Juvenile Court in Ashtabula. A magistrate Believes that he/she is better than anyone else. Beware---if you go to Juvenile Court in Ashtabula- Watch Out For The Ho's!!!!!!!

magistrate by Angel in Disguise March 4, 2009

Magistrate

A person of considerable responsibility in 'pragmatic' justice enforcement. Sadly, Magistrates are often wallowing in their own apparent wisdom and are actually not efficient in sentencing. They often present as stuffy old snobs whom insist on wearing cheap 'off-the-peg' reading glasses on the tips of their noses for the sole purpose of appearing to be intelectual. Sadists and hypocrites.

"Mr. Bloggs. It is within the power entrusted in this Magistrate's court to commit you to a period of six months in custody as a consequence of your actions. You are today convicted of snoring too loudly and disturbing the peace. If you had happened to be a drug-abuser, we would have spent thousands of pounds in tax-payer's money for you to have a nice spell at a private rehabilitation clinic."

Magistrate by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008

Magistrate

Margaret is an honest individual

Magistrate don't be selling her knock-off gear or she'll grass you up to the bizzies.

Magistrate by Bagpuss August 15, 2003

Magistrate

Puking during hot, steaming sex.

Damn, I just magistrated all of your bed during sex!

Magistrate by Cool man who is funny September 15, 2020

Magistrate

Throwing up during hot steamy sex

Damn, I just magistrated everywhere while we were having sex

Magistrate by Cool man who is funny September 15, 2020

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026