mairman

a ship name for an art teacher and a social studies that never worked out. 🙏🏻

do you ship mairman?

mairman by they call me wackadoodle March 17, 2021

Marmango 

Marmango is the national dance of Greece (Hellass). It is a homosexual dance done with 5 or more males - very pleasurable for Greek males !

We danced Marmango all day, and when we were done Tzatziki came out of our peos which we ate with pita bread. Yummy!

Marmango by Konstantinos Apostalis April 12, 2011

fondle the mailman 

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.

Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.

fondle the mailman by walkingxdisaster October 25, 2012

Mairani 

Not what you expect,
If you ever meet a Mairani expect to amazed. She is sweet, has a cute personality, and is incredibly beautiful. Don't ever underestimate her strength she is more resilient and stronger than anyone even if she doesn't realize it. Not to mention that she is a great friend! Her smile is beautiful, her eyes light up and fill you up with joy! One of the greatest person never let her go and never disappoint her! Her smile is worth more than all the roses in the world!

Wow, Mairani did that?!
Yeah, dont be surprised :D

I can count on Mairani!

Mairani by Irankatya_ July 2, 2011

Mailman 

When you go to a house and ring the doorbell of a friend. Before your friend answers the door, you take off your pants and underwear to expose your genitals and then do a headstand or handstand (legs apart) so that your exposed genitals are as close to the victim's eye level as possible. Finally when your friend answers the door you must ask "Did you order a package?"

Lenny: "Hey, did you order a package?".

Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".

Mailman by Lorethe2nd October 29, 2015

Mailman fucker 

My ex-wife.

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.

Mailman fucker by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009

Mailman 

Awsome guy that delivers drugs right to your house for no extra charge.

"he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it"
-R.I.P Mitch Hedberg

Mailman by poochoo April 13, 2005