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To Mahong - To get high, so high in fact you are mong high, and henceforth mahonged.
1. John was so mahonged that he mistook the bench he was sitting on for his sister and began to hump it violently.

2.

Oatey: Yer man, that's definately a zoot there...

Dmon: Oatey, I thought we were mahonging, not busting out glorified roll ups.

Oatey: I thought there was atleast 5 joints there...

Dmon: Your such a fanny oatey.

3. Steve was called a dirty mahonger by a man on the street. The thing was... Steve was soo mahonged he didn't even care. He was just mahonging about town... No need for trouble when your mahonged of your faces.

4. This is well mahongy bud.
Mahong by The Mahonger May 10, 2009
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Ting tong mahong 

An asian man from china. Gets rowdy when drunk.

ABUSES HIS GIRLFRIEND
In love with wai lam and katie ho

Bums men in navy ahem mike
adores the great wall of china
Loves chopsticks
Wants to aspire to bruce lee
He's being a ting tong mahong
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