Mahong

To Mahong - To get high, so high in fact you are mong high, and henceforth mahonged.

1. John was so mahonged that he mistook the bench he was sitting on for his sister and began to hump it violently.

2.

Oatey: Yer man, that's definately a zoot there...

Dmon: Oatey, I thought we were mahonging, not busting out glorified roll ups.

Oatey: I thought there was atleast 5 joints there...

Dmon: Your such a fanny oatey.

3. Steve was called a dirty mahonger by a man on the street. The thing was... Steve was soo mahonged he didn't even care. He was just mahonging about town... No need for trouble when your mahonged of your faces.

4. This is well mahongy bud.

by The Mahonger May 10, 2009

Ting tong mahong

An asian man from china. Gets rowdy when drunk.

ABUSES HIS GIRLFRIEND
In love with wai lam and katie ho

Bums men in navy ahem mike
adores the great wall of china
Loves chopsticks
Wants to aspire to bruce lee

He's being a ting tong mahong

by Lewis mahony April 1, 2010

Decorating Mahogany

Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.

Well, it's beer-o-clock, let's go decorating mahogany!

by salu1999 May 25, 2010

That’s mahjong

When something occurs that is only worthy of an exclamation that is related to an eastern Chinese game involving tiles and symbols.

John: Yo, I just got married!
Jane: Now that’s mahjong!!

by Long Horse Short Walk October 5, 2021

Mahogany Doors

The best thing to repeat over and over again to annoy someone.

Person 1: Mahogany Doors.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mahogany Doors.

by S-money-G-100s January 15, 2013

mahoganie

a pretty girl with all jordans and has boys falling in love with her, dont forget she is the best at basketball

bro last week mahoganie crossed johnny.

by momo_to_saucyy April 4, 2017

mahngo

a person that is often misunderstood; struggles with his english grammar. too shy to approach girls; loves 2 for 3 deals at carl's jr; likes to make motions of flying an airplane when watching an airplane; bangs against a wall to practice his postup moves; and finally asks if everyone is okay.

favorite phrase: mahngo said, " i woked up today at 2pm."

by calpoly December 7, 2009