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MAGOTI
Acronym coined by Ryan Higa (nigahiga) for "most annoying gamers on the Internet."
MAGOTI
1. The Trolls
A : Dude, Do you got any flashbang?
B : I flashbang yo mom. HUEHUEHUE
A : Dude, that's gross
B : Ur mom gross. PFFTTT
2. The Shitake Mushroom
Example :
-Get Rek'd
-You mad bro?
-Speak english you chinese m*therfuckers
3.The Noob Caller
They look for every single mitsake so that they can call you out on it
Example :
...
"It's mistake not mistake.. you noob"
4. The AFK
.....
5. The Excuses Guy
He/She never wrong
Example :

-My team is so bad
-My computer lag so much
-I'm so drunk right now
5. The Desprate Guy
Example :

Girl : Need Medic
and then every fucktard give her medic
6. The Mic Abuser
The guy who shout loudly, play music etc
7. The Bossy Guy
The guy who get mad at everyone else because they're not doing exactly what he told them to do.
8. Stat Whores
People who only care about themselves did whatever to get a good score but don't give a fuck for a team
9. Rage Quitters
.... kaBOOM!
10. Ur mom. PFFFTTTT
magoti by Okami-maru March 7, 2015
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Acronym coined by Ryan Higa for "most annoying people on the Internet." Pronounced mah-POH-tee.

These people may include: the overly used acronyms guy, the attention whore, the hater/troll, the overused sayings person, the overly deep person, the hash tagger, the food photographer, the unrelated captions girl, the trying too hard guy, the not enough information person that makes posts about their current situation but doesn't want to talk about it when you ask them person, the wannabe rapper, the grammar Nazi, everyone on MySpace, or that one guy that always complains about others.
Example 1

Mary: Dentistry school was tough, but I finally graduated!

Jane: Dentistry school isn't even hard, you fucking idiot. Get a real job.

MAPOTI

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Example 2

Ryan: Wow...you expect me to forgive you? It's people like you that make me hate the world!

Wayne: What happened? Are you okay?

Ryan: I don't want to talk about it.

MAPOTI

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Example 3

Carl: YOLO SWAG GANGSTA4LYFE BRO

MAPOTI
MAPOTI by RACiE March 1, 2013
Related Words

magatized 

(1) to become mentally deranged from the effects of attendance at Trump rallies; the cause is suspected to be multiple "brain slam" traumas (these shocking conflicts-of-logic-and-truth are similar in mechanism to the repetitive concusions that cause TBI or Traumatic Brain Injury); (2) synonyms: hannitized, lobotomized
OMG! Within the first few minutes of exposure to the deleterious effects at a Trump rally, my pervy uncle was thoroughly magatized.
magatized by Eppypotamus June 21, 2019
A person who is annoying or continuously roasts you
What you call your friend when they make a bad joke or pun
Ethan: Hey Merissa
Merissa: what
Ethan: What's the worst part about throwing a party in space?
Merissa: no please don-
Ethan: YOU HAVE TO PLAN-ET!
Merissa: you are such a magobi
magobi by magobi January 24, 2017
Very large, impressive, awesome,great
That Hummer is a magodie of a car. That babe has magodie tits
Magodie by Vincent Fook August 7, 2006

magooing 

The state of being oblivious; unaware of the events and/or people around you. This can be a result of a drug induced state or the typical condition of a rather ditsy person. It comes from the cartoon Mr. Magoo.
I saw Tracy driving down the road and I waved, but she was clearly magooing.
magooing by Sheryl D May 31, 2006
"Most Annoying People On The Internet" as defined by YouTube sensation NigaHiga.
Marsuple: "Chelsey instagrams literally every meal she eats."
Razben: "She's such a MAPOTI."
MAPOTI by janette339 February 28, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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