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It was a secret association, meaning Secretly We Are Gay. Remember That kids,
Guy: Hey, Swag
Guy 2: Same
by SnazyLaserbeam March 01, 2017
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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being swaggy is very cool but only the swaggiest people can be swaggy. if you do not have swag you can leave.
person 1: i am so swaggy
person 2: am i swaggy?
person 1: you are either born with swag or you are not.
person 2: was i born with swag?
person 1: you are not born with swag you stupid idiot.
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by youeboom123 February 10, 2021
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A word that was extremely overused from late 2010 to early 2012, and is now nothing more than a joke. The word "swag" once had many meanings, such as "Stuff we all get", "Scientific wild ass guess", and even just "stolen goods". The term was eventually used as ghetto slang for "swagger", and just like all ghetto slang, it caught on as a term used by preppy teenfags and douchebags alike. The overuse of the word annoyed a lot of internet users and eventually spawned a popular meme that spread though Facebook claiming that swag really is "a 60's acronym thought up by closet homosexuals standing for "secretly we are gay" ", and even though that is a load of bullshit, it actually got the sheeple of Facebook to stop using the term.

This day in age, saying swag in a non-sarcastic way in public will probably just end up getting your ass beat, as it is no longer "in style", even for preppy teenfags. The term is still used by internet trolls, and as a joke, but that's about it.
1841: "How about we split this swag up evenly?"
1996: "Do you want some free swag and a brochure?"
2011: "You're just jealous cuz I got swag."
2015: "Who the fuck even says swag anymore?"
by thisplacesucksass February 08, 2015
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SWAG stands for Stuff We All Get, typically when attending an expo or trade show. You get SWAG when people at booths hand out free stuff like pens, prizes, etc.
Look at all of this SWAG!
by Ronniy February 25, 2008
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a military acronym meaning scientific wild-ass guess
i took a SWAG at it and i say it's about 200 yards away.
by luv4gunz June 13, 2007
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