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a mf who gobbles whilst wiping his ass and is smelly enough to knock a buzzard off of a shitwagon in July
"damn bruh why tf you actin like a magdiel"
magdiel by what's new, limpdick? February 28, 2023
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A fucking bitch ass pussy who sucks big dripping cock all day long and gets chickens stuffed up his ass all night. a slight gust of wind knocks these people down because the are too busy be too fucking stupid.
"all she is is nice to me and I hate her" "dude don't be such a magdiel"
magdiel by SogWakkle February 26, 2023
A fucking bitch ass pussy who sucks big dripping cock all day long while a fucking chicken is stuffed up his ass.
"god all she is is nice to me and I hate that" "dude don't be such a magdiel"
magdiel by SogWakkle February 26, 2023
A friend who will always be by ur side. He will support u no matter in life. When ur feeling down he will always find many ways to make u laugh until u fall down to the ground laughing. Yeah sometimes he can’t be serious but he always makes the best of the conversation and if u ever need someone to talk to his there listening to u. He will help u in many ways and help u solve ur problems. His a person that will honestly make ur day out of the smallest thing. Someone that u will make happy memories with and cheerish forever.
Yoo Magdiel funny
a chronically online stinker who basically skewed their own sense of reality. These type of people effectively communicate by shit talking like huge politicians. They lack real world experience. They only stay inside their moms attic stinking up their whole room without a single brief of light. These type of people also archive nothing because their lives are deep down the drain.
They cannot receive anything outside their screen. The stinker manifests online harassment because these type of people do not have any real world interactions therefore their only personality is only revolved around the internet. The shitter is also self righteous about their own lives so they shower themselves by giving themselves an ego boost. These types of people are stalking little girls making them feel awful about themselves through the internet when the stinker is fugly irl lmao. This bitch is likely to doxx you after you beat them in Fortnite. The angry mob is rationalizing himself as “blameless” for pawning off personal information about underage little girls for others to harass with. They’re marginalized, so they’re most likely to become a pedophile with 50 shades of online computer files of underage girls. These type of people need to immediately go into human waste.
Person 1"yo is that a magdiel"

Person 2"ew i fucking hate that guy"

Person 1"why?"

Person 2"Because he fucking suck major dick"
magdiel by SogWakkle March 2, 2023
Is daddy 😫
wow he is so magdiel
Magdiel by Goodbug July 31, 2021
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