Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Maggotitis 

A condition one suffers from when they are so fly blown and infected with maggots
Take a look at old mate over there. What a retard. He is definitely suffering from maggotitis

faggotitis 

the way of of a feminine male homosexual
he has a severe case of faggotitis
faggotitis by tuffpuff December 10, 2004

Faggotitiss 

When a Russian decides to ditch his boys to hang out with random bitches he gets with. His life depends on that girl, even if her vagina stinks.
A little boy gets with a girl one night, and expects to marry her the next day. This little boy has a disease called faggotitiss.
Faggotitiss by jdans September 8, 2007

Maggotting 

A sexual thing where one person is like a peice of rottin meat and the other is like a maggot and eats stuff off them.
Maggotting is when some people eat food off the other person, but more extreme maggoters actually eat pus or dead skin off each other. I think this started in Japan because I seen some of there porn and its really gross. Some maggoters eat shit as it comes out of another persons asshole,
Maggotting by Milt-dog May 1, 2011

freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis) 

Freshmanitis:most commonly diagnosed to freshman,
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.

Symptoms include: extremely low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express happiness

This disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class men.

Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.
freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)
Jim: "Dude, That pep rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"

Maggotisism 

A maggot infested fetish. This includes purposely maggot infesting your vagina so your partner can lick out. Or letting large botfly maggots crawl up your ass or vagina for sexual pleasure. This used to be a torture method but now people are into it.
“Woah girl you got one infected pussy”
“Those are my little maggot babies, they help me relax”
“You got maggotisism??”
Maggotisism by Slemor_Gaiman December 1, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
Load more