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Maggotitis 

A condition that one suffers from when they are such a blowfly that everything about them can be likened to crawling with disgusting maggots
Look at old mate over there. What a blowfly, he’s obviously suffering from maggotitis
Maggotitis by Matthias Evandro November 24, 2023
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Maggotitis 

A condition one suffers from when they are so fly blown and infected with maggots
Take a look at old mate over there. What a retard. He is definitely suffering from maggotitis

faggotitis 

the way of of a feminine male homosexual
he has a severe case of faggotitis
faggotitis by tuffpuff December 10, 2004

Faggotitiss 

When a Russian decides to ditch his boys to hang out with random bitches he gets with. His life depends on that girl, even if her vagina stinks.
A little boy gets with a girl one night, and expects to marry her the next day. This little boy has a disease called faggotitiss.
Faggotitiss by jdans September 8, 2007

Maggotting 

A sexual thing where one person is like a peice of rottin meat and the other is like a maggot and eats stuff off them.
Maggotting is when some people eat food off the other person, but more extreme maggoters actually eat pus or dead skin off each other. I think this started in Japan because I seen some of there porn and its really gross. Some maggoters eat shit as it comes out of another persons asshole,
Maggotting by Milt-dog May 1, 2011

freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis) 

Freshmanitis:most commonly diagnosed to freshman,
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.

Symptoms include: extremely low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express happiness

This disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class men.

Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.
freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)
Jim: "Dude, That pep rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"

Maggotisism 

A maggot infested fetish. This includes purposely maggot infesting your vagina so your partner can lick out. Or letting large botfly maggots crawl up your ass or vagina for sexual pleasure. This used to be a torture method but now people are into it.
“Woah girl you got one infected pussy
“Those are my little maggot babies, they help me relax
“You got maggotisism??”
Maggotisism by Slemor_Gaiman December 1, 2023
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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