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Maggotitis

A condition that one suffers from when they are such a blowfly that everything about them can be likened to crawling with disgusting maggots
Look at old mate over there. What a blowfly, he’s obviously suffering from maggotitis
by Matthias Evandro November 24, 2023
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Maggotitis

A condition one suffers from when they are so fly blown and infected with maggots
Take a look at old mate over there. What a retard. He is definitely suffering from maggotitis
by Matthias Evandro June 21, 2024
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faggotitis

he has a severe case of faggotitis
by tuffpuff December 10, 2004
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Faggotitiss

When a Russian decides to ditch his boys to hang out with random bitches he gets with. His life depends on that girl, even if her vagina stinks.
A little boy gets with a girl one night, and expects to marry her the next day. This little boy has a disease called faggotitiss.
by jdans September 8, 2007
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Maggotting

A sexual thing where one person is like a peice of rottin meat and the other is like a maggot and eats stuff off them.
Maggotting is when some people eat food off the other person, but more extreme maggoters actually eat pus or dead skin off each other. I think this started in Japan because I seen some of there porn and its really gross. Some maggoters eat shit as it comes out of another persons asshole,
by Milt-dog May 1, 2011
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freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)

Freshmanitis:most commonly diagnosed to freshman,
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.

Symptoms include: extremely low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express happiness

This disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class men.

Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.
freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)
Jim: "Dude, That pep rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"
by noahgaudreau69 March 28, 2011
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Maggotisism

A maggot infested fetish. This includes purposely maggot infesting your vagina so your partner can lick out. Or letting large botfly maggots crawl up your ass or vagina for sexual pleasure. This used to be a torture method but now people are into it.
“Woah girl you got one infected pussy”
“Those are my little maggot babies, they help me relax”
“You got maggotisism??”
by Slemor_Gaiman December 1, 2023
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