magnolism
a disease in which a magnolia tree grows from a place in which it should not. Often caused by doing "the dirty" with male models.
magnolism by Doctor Magnolism June 2, 2011
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Mannoism
Named after famous Los Angeles TV/Radio personality Kevin Manno, cohost of top rated morning radio show Valentine in the Morning, person with this characteristic possesses lightning quick wit and humor with biting sarcasm. People possessing Mannoism are also known to bend the rules to the point of crossing ethical boundaries, but in a good-natured way as highlighted by popular segment “Kevin’s Unethical Life Advice”.
How do loyal Mannoism practitioners (aka Mannoist) nap in the office? You spill paper clips on the floor and sleep in front of the office door. When someone opens the door and hits your head, you wake up and say “Oh, I just spilled paper clips all over the floor!”
Ed, practicing full Mannoism, was forcibly removed from a restaurant when his date was seen brazenly smoking in the dining room. Unfortunately, he couldn’t escape without paying the dinner bill.
Andy found out the hard way that yelling “Money Up” at La Puente Wells Fargo is ill advised. Who woulda thunk that not everyone in greater LA was fully versed in Mannoism. C’est incroyable!
Ed, practicing full Mannoism, was forcibly removed from a restaurant when his date was seen brazenly smoking in the dining room. Unfortunately, he couldn’t escape without paying the dinner bill.
Andy found out the hard way that yelling “Money Up” at La Puente Wells Fargo is ill advised. Who woulda thunk that not everyone in greater LA was fully versed in Mannoism. C’est incroyable!
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animal magnetism
refers to a person's natural sexual attractiveness or raw charisma, can't be learned, should be treated with caution and respected as a sixth sense.
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Biddie Magnetism
When a guy has the power to attract girls who are available( not seeing anyone) It is quite obvious if one has " biddie magnetism." The guy in question puts out little to no effort when picking up girls, they always come to him, hence Biddie MAGNETISM.
Gene: Yo I don't know why Adam gets so many ladies...
Erb: Well, Gene Adam's got biddie magnetism
Gene: OH
Erb: Look at him over there those two girls over there are all over him
Girl 1: Lets go somewheres private
Girl 2: Damm girl, yous onto something
Adam: CHYA its all thanks to my biddie magnetism
Erb: Well, Gene Adam's got biddie magnetism
Gene: OH
Erb: Look at him over there those two girls over there are all over him
Girl 1: Lets go somewheres private
Girl 2: Damm girl, yous onto something
Adam: CHYA its all thanks to my biddie magnetism
Biddie Magnetism by SerBlue December 5, 2009
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