An uneducated, usually retarded, hillbilly from magnolia. Commonly very self absorbed and unconcerned with anyone except themselves. Not uncommon to be found drunk or high, unemployed and on government assistance.
Magnolian onion a dish best prepared by oriental pearl of Epping ( center of the universe) foolishly named Magnolian chicken but don’t let that fool you it’s all onions.
Damn Charlie what’s the sense of bringing that Magnolian onion home it’s just onion!
Where everyone graduates high school just to sit at Sonic to see who’s truck is the loudest. Also known for everyone sleeping with each other. If you aren’t on drugs, you are getting drunk every night thinking you’re cool.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.