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Ugh bro that dude is so magla
magla by Nadx7 July 18, 2022
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MTG MAGA’s MVP 

MTG MAGA’s MVP means Marjorie Taylor Green Make America Great Again’s Most Valuable Player.

This is the battle cry oft repeated in the most cringe MAGA presentation since the last one five minutes ago. This political ad features MTG who was ejected from the ironically named Freedom Caucus on July 6th 2023.

Apparently her clap back was to make a video that featured a “1990’s poor man’s music video aesthetic style worthy of a Casio stock beat”.

And boy, does she mug for the camera — real/fake B-girl style.

Norman Vincent Peale, and Napoleon Hill aver that if you say a thing often enough in your self-talk that you will come to believe it; AND, IT WILL COME TO PASS. Perhaps this is the purpose of the music video — her own personalized version of “EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I’M BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER BY GOD’S GRACE.

MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP.

Yeah…that will work.
Using the principles of intention, affirmation, and self-talk, Marjorie Taylor Green repeats to herself : MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP, while standing naked in front of a mirror and doing Cross Fit exercises.
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Bonesaw MAGA 

A bastardization of MAGA type american values. A reference to to 2018 killing and dismemberment of an American journalist with a bonesaw because he published articles critical of Saudi Arabia. It’s the darker MAGA where people are okay with and accepting of horrors if they are in the name of/for the sake of MAGA. Popularized by the band Cake’s social media person.
Woah, Trump just abandoned our allies to be slaughtered. That’s some Bonesaw MAGA.
Bonesaw MAGA by Snowhorse420 October 14, 2019
An item somewhat resembling a gherkin that you cannot eat, and can only wonder how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, or if you ate it cooked, or if you ate it boiled.
I looked at the maclanky and thought about how delicious it would be. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it raw. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it cooked. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it boiled.
maclanky by luggysp January 2, 2020
Noun

Blue Maga is a term directed towards Horseshoe Leftists who support Putin. It originated from the tribalism that usually assists Berniecrats who end up on the same side as Original MAGA voters who support Donald Trump. In both scenarios no matter what Blue Maga/Maga does even if it is extremely negative they will support Putin no matter what.
Blue Maga still supports Putin even after he used cluster munitions on the citizens of Ukraine. Let's help him and Trump by lying about student loan debt -- especially the part where Blue MAGA lies about student loan debt so we can give a trillion dollars to people making anywhere from $100,000 to many MILLIONS of dollars, PER YEAR. Sure, it's Reaganomics -- but White Male Populist Berniecrats have ALWAYS been about Trickle Down Economics!
Blue MAGA by the modhatter September 24, 2023
A madlad is a dude that did something so incredibly extreme, so fundamentally unbelievable, that everyone just wonders in awe after him. Someone out of their god damned mind who did something that no sane person would have thought possible. It is often preceded by the word “absolute”.
Person: *does something incredible and impressive*
"Woah what an absolute madlad"
madlad by Pryzm November 25, 2020

MAGABomber 

A Domestic Terrorist who specifically targets political enemies of President Donald Trump as well as political scapegoats leveraged by him.

May or may not include multiple coordinated targets
Given the targets of the recent bomb scares were the Clintons, Obamas, CNN, and George Soros, the suspect was likely a MAGABomber.
MAGABomber by nerdodamus October 24, 2018
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