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magistrait 

A gavel-wielding court official who puts people in asylum-immobilizer garments.
Madea thinks nothing of getting physical during moments of temper, indignation, or resentment, so it might be wise to have a magistrait handle her court-proceedings, just in case things get ugly during testimony or sentencing.
magistrait by QuacksO May 11, 2022
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magistrate 

A person that is too damn stupid to be a judge so they just try to put up a front that shows they have power.
Trashtabulas one and only HO residing at Juvenile Court in Ashtabula. A magistrate Believes that he/she is better than anyone else. Beware---if you go to Juvenile Court in Ashtabula- Watch Out For The Ho's!!!!!!!
magistrate by Angel in Disguise March 4, 2009
the best crazist techer in the world. found in ND and is currently teaching in the basement or dungan. Favorite color is purple and gold. DON'T GET ON BAD SIDE! watch out for stick.
Magistra, Latin, RR, Riders better than knights, ps, lol
magistra by LATINROCKS May 3, 2010

Magistrate 

A person of considerable responsibility in 'pragmatic' justice enforcement. Sadly, Magistrates are often wallowing in their own apparent wisdom and are actually not efficient in sentencing. They often present as stuffy old snobs whom insist on wearing cheap 'off-the-peg' reading glasses on the tips of their noses for the sole purpose of appearing to be intelectual. Sadists and hypocrites.
"Mr. Bloggs. It is within the power entrusted in this Magistrate's court to commit you to a period of six months in custody as a consequence of your actions. You are today convicted of snoring too loudly and disturbing the peace. If you had happened to be a drug-abuser, we would have spent thousands of pounds in tax-payer's money for you to have a nice spell at a private rehabilitation clinic."
Magistrate by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008

Masistrain 

Masistrain, from Masi(the first known infected person) and strain(a variant or subtype of a virus or bacterium). Masistrain, while similar to gonasyphaherpalaids, varies in that the originating host is known and no HIV has been detected. The Masistrain includes a rare combination of the sexually transmitted diseases; Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and Herpes, as well as being pussy whipped. Known cures and prevention: Stop fucking random skanks without rubbers, antibiotics, antivirulents, and fist pumping to shitty music.
Yo man, hes got the Masistrain. That chick he's with is off limits now.
Masistrain by Jon Wu May 12, 2008

Obicham te poveche ot Boiko da pravi magistrali 

If someone have said it to you it means that they really love you.
Hei sladi obicham te poveche ot boiko da pravi magistrali

Magistrate` 

A very noble and respectable guy. He knows no equal to his style, nor intellect. If anyone were to call him by another name it would be, quite simply, God.
"Damn Magistrate`, you truly are the most perfect person on the face of the earth. Infact some would say you have ascended to a higher level, the level of a God"
Magistrate` by Kevon November 25, 2004
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