Masistrain 

Masistrain, from Masi(the first known infected person) and strain(a variant or subtype of a virus or bacterium). Masistrain, while similar to gonasyphaherpalaids, varies in that the originating host is known and no HIV has been detected. The Masistrain includes a rare combination of the sexually transmitted diseases; Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and Herpes, as well as being pussy whipped. Known cures and prevention: Stop fucking random skanks without rubbers, antibiotics, antivirulents, and fist pumping to shitty music.

Yo man, hes got the Masistrain. That chick he's with is off limits now.

Masistrain by Jon Wu May 12, 2008

Manistrating

When a guy is really emotional and complains during a serten time of a month.

Jay was really bitchy today he must be manistrating.

Manistrating by The Supreme Emperor June 30, 2016

manstrain 

When i guy can't hold in his crap, and has no axxess to a bathroom, so he strains his hardest to hold everything in.

" Dude, can you hurry up I've got to manstrain to hold this in.

manstrain by im#1 November 10, 2011

magistrait 

A gavel-wielding court official who puts people in asylum-immobilizer garments.

Madea thinks nothing of getting physical during moments of temper, indignation, or resentment, so it might be wise to have a magistrait handle her court-proceedings, just in case things get ugly during testimony or sentencing.

magistrait by QuacksO May 11, 2022

manstrained 

Constrained from manspreading by people sitting immediately next to you on either side.

Packed in like sardines, he was totally manstrained in his seat.

manstrained by ambitin April 1, 2023