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verse 1
I’ve come here from nowhere cross the

unforgiving sea
Drifting further and further
It’s all becoming clear to me
That violent winds are upon us

And I can’t sleep
Internal temperatures rising
And all the voices won’t recede

chorus
I finally found what,
I was looking for!

A place where i can
Be without remorse!
Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war
Finally found what I was looking for!
Here I come! come!x3

verse 2
I-I-I sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay!
For all of my life
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
Person 1: yo you know that mgr mistral song?
Person 2: yeah that one that goes like verse 1
I’ve come here from nowhere cross the

unforgiving sea
Drifting further and further
It’s all becoming clear to me
That violent winds are upon us

And I can’t sleep
Internal temperatures rising
And all the voices won’t recede

chorus
I finally found what,
I was looking for!

A place where i can
Be without remorse!
Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war
Finally found what I was looking for!
Here I come! come!x3

verse 2
I-I-I sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay!
For all of my life
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~?
Mistral by based Brazilian samurai February 21, 2023

magistrate 

A person that is too damn stupid to be a judge so they just try to put up a front that shows they have power.
Trashtabulas one and only HO residing at Juvenile Court in Ashtabula. A magistrate Believes that he/she is better than anyone else. Beware---if you go to Juvenile Court in Ashtabula- Watch Out For The Ho's!!!!!!!
magistrate by Angel in Disguise March 4, 2009

Manstral Cycle 

when a guy acts like a bitch for several days on end and does so on a regular basis but is an alright person most of the time similar to when a girl is pmsing
dave "hey brian is complaining about not feeling well and doesn't want to go to the bar tonight"
mike "yeah he is on his manstral cycle
Manstral Cycle by Jeeves724 June 9, 2009

mastralbating 

To perform sexual acts on one's physical body whilst in the astral plane.
James astral planes and then sucks his body's dick. It's pretty hilarious to watch him mastralbating.
mastralbating by Tnutz5000 October 4, 2010
the best crazist techer in the world. found in ND and is currently teaching in the basement or dungan. Favorite color is purple and gold. DON'T GET ON BAD SIDE! watch out for stick.
Magistra, Latin, RR, Riders better than knights, ps, lol
magistra by LATINROCKS May 3, 2010

Magistrate 

A person of considerable responsibility in 'pragmatic' justice enforcement. Sadly, Magistrates are often wallowing in their own apparent wisdom and are actually not efficient in sentencing. They often present as stuffy old snobs whom insist on wearing cheap 'off-the-peg' reading glasses on the tips of their noses for the sole purpose of appearing to be intelectual. Sadists and hypocrites.
"Mr. Bloggs. It is within the power entrusted in this Magistrate's court to commit you to a period of six months in custody as a consequence of your actions. You are today convicted of snoring too loudly and disturbing the peace. If you had happened to be a drug-abuser, we would have spent thousands of pounds in tax-payer's money for you to have a nice spell at a private rehabilitation clinic."
Magistrate by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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