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Magistral 

Relating to masters
Malik was quite the Magistral of drawing and animating furries.
Magistral by Mr. Magistral Malik August 29, 2022
Words you can keep
verse 1
I’ve come here from nowhere cross the

unforgiving sea
Drifting further and further
It’s all becoming clear to me
That violent winds are upon us

And I can’t sleep
Internal temperatures rising
And all the voices won’t recede

chorus
I finally found what,
I was looking for!

A place where i can
Be without remorse!
Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war
Finally found what I was looking for!
Here I come! come!x3

verse 2
I-I-I sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay!
For all of my life
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
Person 1: yo you know that mgr mistral song?
Person 2: yeah that one that goes like verse 1
I’ve come here from nowhere cross the

unforgiving sea
Drifting further and further
It’s all becoming clear to me
That violent winds are upon us

And I can’t sleep
Internal temperatures rising
And all the voices won’t recede

chorus
I finally found what,
I was looking for!

A place where i can
Be without remorse!
Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war
Finally found what I was looking for!
Here I come! come!x3

verse 2
I-I-I sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay!
For all of my life
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~?
Mistral by based Brazilian samurai February 21, 2023

magistrate 

A person that is too damn stupid to be a judge so they just try to put up a front that shows they have power.
Trashtabulas one and only HO residing at Juvenile Court in Ashtabula. A magistrate Believes that he/she is better than anyone else. Beware---if you go to Juvenile Court in Ashtabula- Watch Out For The Ho's!!!!!!!
magistrate by Angel in Disguise March 4, 2009

Manstral Cycle 

when a guy acts like a bitch for several days on end and does so on a regular basis but is an alright person most of the time similar to when a girl is pmsing
dave "hey brian is complaining about not feeling well and doesn't want to go to the bar tonight"
mike "yeah he is on his manstral cycle
Manstral Cycle by Jeeves724 June 9, 2009

mastralbating 

To perform sexual acts on one's physical body whilst in the astral plane.
James astral planes and then sucks his body's dick. It's pretty hilarious to watch him mastralbating.
mastralbating by Tnutz5000 October 4, 2010
the best crazist techer in the world. found in ND and is currently teaching in the basement or dungan. Favorite color is purple and gold. DON'T GET ON BAD SIDE! watch out for stick.
Magistra, Latin, RR, Riders better than knights, ps, lol
magistra by LATINROCKS May 3, 2010

Magistrate 

A person of considerable responsibility in 'pragmatic' justice enforcement. Sadly, Magistrates are often wallowing in their own apparent wisdom and are actually not efficient in sentencing. They often present as stuffy old snobs whom insist on wearing cheap 'off-the-peg' reading glasses on the tips of their noses for the sole purpose of appearing to be intelectual. Sadists and hypocrites.
"Mr. Bloggs. It is within the power entrusted in this Magistrate's court to commit you to a period of six months in custody as a consequence of your actions. You are today convicted of snoring too loudly and disturbing the peace. If you had happened to be a drug-abuser, we would have spent thousands of pounds in tax-payer's money for you to have a nice spell at a private rehabilitation clinic."
Magistrate by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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