magistra

the best crazist techer in the world. found in ND and is currently teaching in the basement or dungan. Favorite color is purple and gold. DON'T GET ON BAD SIDE! watch out for stick.

Magistra, Latin, RR, Riders better than knights, ps, lol

magistra by LATINROCKS May 3, 2010

magistra

Latin word for crazy teacher.

my latin teacher is a magistra

magistra by professor captian May 3, 2010

Magistra

A senile old bat who needs to get fired. She has an IRA so she can keep that instead of getting her pension. She is quiet incompetent and can't do much of anything right. Every time the Administration calls her she fears for her job, as she should.

Joe: "My mom won't let me go to the movies"
Bobby: " That's such a magistra move"!

Magistra by gsmmoovv November 9, 2017

Magistra

Latin word which defines highly mystic creatures such as Latin teachers. They usually spawn in Rome and are hyper-fixated with this ancient, mind-blowing, not-actually-dead language, apart from the addictive world of literature.
She may swallow you if you tell her you don't like Latin.

Beware: her disease is highly contagious.

Who's that fizzy, intellectual-looking woman?
Oh, she's just my Magistra.

Magistra by P.Senatus_ July 29, 2025

magistrate 

A person that is too damn stupid to be a judge so they just try to put up a front that shows they have power.

Trashtabulas one and only HO residing at Juvenile Court in Ashtabula. A magistrate Believes that he/she is better than anyone else. Beware---if you go to Juvenile Court in Ashtabula- Watch Out For The Ho's!!!!!!!

magistrate by Angel in Disguise March 4, 2009

Magistrate 

A person of considerable responsibility in 'pragmatic' justice enforcement. Sadly, Magistrates are often wallowing in their own apparent wisdom and are actually not efficient in sentencing. They often present as stuffy old snobs whom insist on wearing cheap 'off-the-peg' reading glasses on the tips of their noses for the sole purpose of appearing to be intelectual. Sadists and hypocrites.

"Mr. Bloggs. It is within the power entrusted in this Magistrate's court to commit you to a period of six months in custody as a consequence of your actions. You are today convicted of snoring too loudly and disturbing the peace. If you had happened to be a drug-abuser, we would have spent thousands of pounds in tax-payer's money for you to have a nice spell at a private rehabilitation clinic."

Magistrate by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008

Obicham te poveche ot Boiko da pravi magistrali 

If someone have said it to you it means that they really love you.

Hei sladi obicham te poveche ot boiko da pravi magistrali

Obicham te poveche ot Boiko da pravi magistrali by That2maGICAL May 26, 2019