Magistrist 

A person or individual who supports the total supremacy of Magistro over all. They may also discriminate against other groups such as the Cabbies or the Buzzers.

This is distinct from a 'Maggie', who is simply pro-Magistro leaning.

Asriel: "What? Do you really think that this is better than Next Cab Soon, you magistrist!?"

Plaaant: "It is indeniable how destructive the minds of the magistrists are to the peace of this community."

Magistrist by FearsomeCandyCane October 18, 2024

magistrate 

A person that is too damn stupid to be a judge so they just try to put up a front that shows they have power.

Trashtabulas one and only HO residing at Juvenile Court in Ashtabula. A magistrate Believes that he/she is better than anyone else. Beware---if you go to Juvenile Court in Ashtabula- Watch Out For The Ho's!!!!!!!

magistrate by Angel in Disguise March 4, 2009

Magistrate 

A person of considerable responsibility in 'pragmatic' justice enforcement. Sadly, Magistrates are often wallowing in their own apparent wisdom and are actually not efficient in sentencing. They often present as stuffy old snobs whom insist on wearing cheap 'off-the-peg' reading glasses on the tips of their noses for the sole purpose of appearing to be intelectual. Sadists and hypocrites.

"Mr. Bloggs. It is within the power entrusted in this Magistrate's court to commit you to a period of six months in custody as a consequence of your actions. You are today convicted of snoring too loudly and disturbing the peace. If you had happened to be a drug-abuser, we would have spent thousands of pounds in tax-payer's money for you to have a nice spell at a private rehabilitation clinic."

Magistrate by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008

Magistrate` 

A very noble and respectable guy. He knows no equal to his style, nor intellect. If anyone were to call him by another name it would be, quite simply, God.

"Damn Magistrate`, you truly are the most perfect person on the face of the earth. Infact some would say you have ascended to a higher level, the level of a God"

Magistrate` by Kevon November 25, 2004

Magistrix 

A female blood elf mage in World of Warcraft

Magistrix Aldessia, Magistrix Erembria

Magistrix by Celestimon May 22, 2010

magistricide 

1. killing of a teacher. 2. One who kills a teacher.

1. The student was accused of magistricide and sent to a reformatory.
2. Do not keep company with that blooming magistricide.

magistricide by uttam maharjan September 29, 2010

Magistrate 

Margaret is an honest individual

Magistrate don't be selling her knock-off gear or she'll grass you up to the bizzies.

Magistrate by Bagpuss August 15, 2003