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MAGAfucker 

A troglodyte who believes everything Donald Trump says no matter what he sees and hears.
When MAGAfuckers wear their red hats, they're just validating their ignorance.
MAGAfucker by My2Cats February 13, 2019

Manafucked

When you're at an incredibly great advantage (such as being wealthy, connected, or mana-full) but can do jack shit with it because an opponent renders your advantage meaningless.
*Paul Manafort gets his accounts frozen and co-conspirators indicted because he didn't know about the secret wire-tapping.*

NEWSPAPER HEADLINE: Mueller Manafucked Manafort
A loud brash supporter of Donald Trump ,seen on the news after some awful incident, against wearing a Red Make America Great Again ball cap or with a vehicle covered in proTrump /right wing /Anti Clinton stickers.
That guy who mailed all those pipe bombs th Obama , Hillary and George Soros what a Magafuck, not as horrid as those Magafucking Nazis at Charlottesville but awful indeed.
Magafuck by Canute Wartooth January 23, 2019

megapuckerpants

When your pants slowly become sucked into the crevice between your ass cheeks as you’re walking, eventually actually fully disappearing into the anal cavity until you are naked from the waist down.
I was actually horrified enough when I had experienced just regular puckerpants, but when I later endured the tragic megapuckerpants, I had been out to dinner with my in-laws and felt that I wanted to practically die from the humiliation!
megapuckerpants by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019

magtucker 

Magtucker can be used to describe someone very whore-like and uneasy.
"You did what with him? Magtucker!!"
magtucker by conmon69 June 25, 2017

mathfuckery 

the sense of confusion that a difficult math problem causes a person who is not good at math
I was trying to do my taxes, but the mathfuckery gave me a headache.
mathfuckery by Mom-Brain July 28, 2013
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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