There are three levels of mafting - mafting, which would be warm enough to fry an egg on your leg; bloody mafting, which would be warm enough to roast a turkey on your leg; and fucking mafting, which would be warm enough to smelt gold on your leg.
by Chris Beesting September 25, 2009

by Tinks April 14, 2005

by Timothy Griffin June 10, 2009
