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Meffing
When one human consumes methamphetamine and starts flailing. Or acting like an asshole. Usually done out of public site.
Hey kids quit meffing around.
Sarah told me ,Dustin just won't stop meffing with everyone.
Sarah told Kyle about Dustin meffing with people. Dustin told everyone a different state when asked where he was moving. Jackson said he wasnt meffing with him anymore though.
Sarah told me ,Dustin just won't stop meffing with everyone.
Sarah told Kyle about Dustin meffing with people. Dustin told everyone a different state when asked where he was moving. Jackson said he wasnt meffing with him anymore though.
Meffing by Rochester2018washell666 February 4, 2019
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Meffing • muffing • muffingasm • maffing • Meefing • meffin • miffing • merfing • Moeffing • Moffing Myrtle
free muffing
When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also called free buffing or going commando.
Half way through dinner, Jennifer told me she was free muffing and I couldn't get my mind back off of tagging her for the rest of the meal.
free muffing by Gettn N Eiffel February 8, 2008
muffing
a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather in Fucking Trans Women #0 muffing is the sexual act of penetrating one or both of the inguinal canals.
I LOVED muffing her last night
muffingasm
Andre: Dude, these Mini Muffins are so good...
Mark: Oh my god dude, I'm having a muffingasm right now...OHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS! YES! MUFFINGASM!!!
Mark: Oh my god dude, I'm having a muffingasm right now...OHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS! YES! MUFFINGASM!!!
muffingasm by Andre & Mark September 29, 2005
Muffing
When you get up in the morning and your eyes are crusted shut and you know you should not go on your phone but you do it anyway.
Muffing by One off handle June 9, 2020
finger muffing
luke likes when it is finger muffing time
Jake: ah shit he just fingermuffed my asshole
Luke: Oh ya i did smell my fingers
Jake: ah shit he just fingermuffed my asshole
Luke: Oh ya i did smell my fingers
finger muffing by perry for president October 22, 2009
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026