maestas 

Holy S*%@ if this is you last name you better be damn proud... If its not.... you better find someone with thats last name, get married, then get your lame last name legally changed!!

Your lives not complete without a Maestas.

maestas by Fvresurrection December 11, 2010

Amari Maestas

Queen of all thots. She is not to be trusted. She belongs to the streets.

Person 1: Bro look at that girl over there

Person 2: Bro that’s Amari Maestas. She’s the biggest thot you’ll ever meet.

Amari Maestas by Moe Lester 7676 May 6, 2020

Mestas 

1. Mestas: A person who is a Mestas is an all right person. All right meaning that they will be your best friend in the world until you piss them off then they will beat you into the floor.

2. Mestas: A loud mouth trainer who goes the incredible extra mile for his people and keeps us all out of trouble.

3. Mestas: Charismatic, charming and sexy with the deepest eyes and insight you could ever imagine.

4. Mestas: A man who has been to jail or in trouble with the law.

5. Mestas: Someone who has more than one child and casually aknowledges them on occasion.

6. Mestas: Someone who is doubted and then proves your assumptions wrong when they blow your mind.

7: Mestas: Someone who will never back down, ever not from anyone or anywhere.

8: Mestas: another term for drunk.

9: Mestas: a man with a dick that can satisfy any woman. Someone who has the motto "Get fixed and fuck em all"

"Shit man, I am not scared. I'm a Mestas."

"Man, don't you know I am a Mestas?"

"Damn, you know that ain't my baby, I'm a Mestas"

Mestas by Tranqui Bubba April 3, 2009

mastasia 

Having absolutely humongous titties. When you think humungous, think even bigger than that. Poor girls will have back problems all of life, carrying around titties that weigh more than the rest of their bodies.

I like big boobies, but mastasia is way way too much!

mastasia by MCJeffree February 20, 2007

mastastic 

adj.

When something is so good you could jank to it.

Also, a really amazing masterbatory session.

Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!

I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!

mastastic by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

maestus heritage 

Maestus Heritage are merciless people. Before these guys give up, they hit women. Hole brothers of a whore who now belongs to one of them

Maestus Heritage

maestus heritage by GayGrannyTranny November 23, 2021

Tranny Mastas 

Transvestite Masters.
Go to school as girls during the day and then going to night shift.
They are going to rule the world
Taking one bro at a time.

LOVE.

Person one: OMG those girls are ridiculous
Person two: Yeah, they're tranny mastas fo life.

Tranny Mastas by TrannyLULS November 21, 2010