maestas
Holy S*%@ if this is you last name you better be damn proud... If its not.... you better find someone with thats last name, get married, then get your lame last name legally changed!!
maestas by Fvresurrection December 11, 2010
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Amari Maestas
Person 1: Bro look at that girl over there
Person 2: Bro that’s Amari Maestas. She’s the biggest thot you’ll ever meet.
Person 2: Bro that’s Amari Maestas. She’s the biggest thot you’ll ever meet.
Amari Maestas by Moe Lester 7676 May 6, 2020
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Mestas
1. Mestas: A person who is a Mestas is an all right person. All right meaning that they will be your best friend in the world until you piss them off then they will beat you into the floor.
2. Mestas: A loud mouth trainer who goes the incredible extra mile for his people and keeps us all out of trouble.
3. Mestas: Charismatic, charming and sexy with the deepest eyes and insight you could ever imagine.
4. Mestas: A man who has been to jail or in trouble with the law.
5. Mestas: Someone who has more than one child and casually aknowledges them on occasion.
6. Mestas: Someone who is doubted and then proves your assumptions wrong when they blow your mind.
7: Mestas: Someone who will never back down, ever not from anyone or anywhere.
8: Mestas: another term for drunk.
9: Mestas: a man with a dick that can satisfy any woman. Someone who has the motto "Get fixed and fuck em all"
2. Mestas: A loud mouth trainer who goes the incredible extra mile for his people and keeps us all out of trouble.
3. Mestas: Charismatic, charming and sexy with the deepest eyes and insight you could ever imagine.
4. Mestas: A man who has been to jail or in trouble with the law.
5. Mestas: Someone who has more than one child and casually aknowledges them on occasion.
6. Mestas: Someone who is doubted and then proves your assumptions wrong when they blow your mind.
7: Mestas: Someone who will never back down, ever not from anyone or anywhere.
8: Mestas: another term for drunk.
9: Mestas: a man with a dick that can satisfy any woman. Someone who has the motto "Get fixed and fuck em all"
"Shit man, I am not scared. I'm a Mestas."
"Man, don't you know I am a Mestas?"
"Damn, you know that ain't my baby, I'm a Mestas"
"Man, don't you know I am a Mestas?"
"Damn, you know that ain't my baby, I'm a Mestas"
Mestas by Tranqui Bubba April 3, 2009
mastastic
Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!
I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!
I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!
mastastic by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
maestus heritage
Maestus Heritage are merciless people. Before these guys give up, they hit women. Hole brothers of a whore who now belongs to one of them
Maestus Heritage
maestus heritage by GayGrannyTranny November 23, 2021
Tranny Mastas
Transvestite Masters.
Go to school as girls during the day and then going to night shift.
They are going to rule the world
Taking one bro at a time.
LOVE.
Go to school as girls during the day and then going to night shift.
They are going to rule the world
Taking one bro at a time.
LOVE.
Tranny Mastas by TrannyLULS November 21, 2010
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