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Testicles. A play on fastfood and a men's "junk", his genitals.

See also MacNuggets
Girl 1: You have to hit them in the junk!
Girl 2: Between the legs?!
Girl 1: Yeah, but make sure to hit the MacNuts!

Guy 1: Dude, she kicked you in the nuts in a McDonald's does that make them MacNuts now?! Haha
Guy 2: Fuck you, it's not funny!
MacNuts by DaveDH July 24, 2022
A type of nut, specifically a males testicles.
"Hey! I'm a squirrel now"

'Oh cool! What's your favourite nut to eat?'
"I like to munch on your mannuts"
Mannuts by Da-definitioner June 3, 2017

Mad Nuts 

When someone is crazy about another person & then they meet someone who is nuts about them. Then combine them and you get "Mad Nuts!"
I am just "Mad Nuts" about you!
Mad Nuts by Jewels4Justin July 22, 2010
A condition where fecal matter gets on your nutsack after taking a nice healthy shit and then wiping your ass from back to front.
That shit on your underwear doesnt look like skid marks, i bet its from mudnuts!!!
Mudnuts by IBStudent April 22, 2006

madnutria 

bro built like madnutria
madnutria by nword1234 February 11, 2025

Jamaican manutschitch 

When someone says something way off base, and you want to insult them.
Your friend asks to borrow your car, so you say "nah mon jamaican manutschitch, I'll give you a ride though.