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Testicles. A play on fastfood and a men's "junk", his genitals.

See also MacNuggets
Girl 1: You have to hit them in the junk!
Girl 2: Between the legs?!
Girl 1: Yeah, but make sure to hit the MacNuts!

Guy 1: Dude, she kicked you in the nuts in a McDonald's does that make them MacNuts now?! Haha
Guy 2: Fuck you, it's not funny!
MacNuts by DaveDH July 24, 2022
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A type of nut, specifically a males testicles.
"Hey! I'm a squirrel now"

'Oh cool! What's your favourite nut to eat?'
"I like to munch on your mannuts"
Mannuts by Da-definitioner June 3, 2017

Chicken McNutsack

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered a two-piece Chicken McNutsack and they gave me Chicken McNuggets instead. They told me that chickens don't even have nutsacks. Well, they don't have any nuggets to carry in them either! I want a refund!"

Donkey McNutSacks 

The lesser-known and actually more accurate name for McDonald's Chicken McNuggets. Focus groups revealed people were less likely to eat the donkey meat unless they called it chicken.
Gimme a #4 Donkey McNutSacks value meal with Coke to drink .... And sweet n' sour sauce.
Donkey McNutSacks by Muk Wang October 29, 2006
adj. the state of being crazy, insane or out of this world
Work today was madnuts.
His devotion to the project was madnuts.
I am madnuts about this sweater at the mall.
madnuts by LDVDG December 6, 2004
A popular internet guy especially at GTA youtube channels. A great moderator of a certain discord server. Responds as fast as sonic when it comes to pinging.
XDC: Hey Macnus, you look like a 30 year old man.
Macnus: Meet my Yee Azz Beaver toy.
XDC: Wha...
Macnus by XDC#9781 March 21, 2021

Jamaican manutschitch 

When someone says something way off base, and you want to insult them.
Your friend asks to borrow your car, so you say "nah mon jamaican manutschitch, I'll give you a ride though.