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mannurse 

Mannurse: Verb. To take care of your drunken man friends after they have had far to much to drink. To also make sure they don't do anything really stupid while drunk, but what's stupid or not is debatable. This can be very tiring especially when you are the only sober one out of 5.
"After the 4th of July last night my friend had work at 6 AM and was so totally hammered, so I had to mannurse him from midnight until he was sober again by letting him crash at my place and making sure he didn't break any shit."
Testicles. A play on fastfood and a men's "junk", his genitals.

See also MacNuggets
Girl 1: You have to hit them in the junk!
Girl 2: Between the legs?!
Girl 1: Yeah, but make sure to hit the MacNuts!

Guy 1: Dude, she kicked you in the nuts in a McDonald's does that make them MacNuts now?! Haha
Guy 2: Fuck you, it's not funny!
MacNuts by DaveDH July 24, 2022
The masculine form of the word pannus- or a man who's gut extends past his genitals
Abby's new boyfriend has a mannus - did you see his enormous gut?
mannus by Wannus June 30, 2008
adj. the state of being crazy, insane or out of this world
Work today was madnuts.
His devotion to the project was madnuts.
I am madnuts about this sweater at the mall.
madnuts by LDVDG December 6, 2004

Jamaican manutschitch 

When someone says something way off base, and you want to insult them.
Your friend asks to borrow your car, so you say "nah mon jamaican manutschitch, I'll give you a ride though.

Enzo Manutsack 

What to call someone named Enzo when hes being a dick.
Elijah: Enzo wanna hang out tomorrow?

Enzo: Fuck no, I only hang out with kids with ebikes.

Elijah: Ok Enzo Manutsack.
Enzo Manutsack by julianhatr69420 August 29, 2024
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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