Fried eggs

Fied eggs is a figurative way of saying someone has injured their testicles, leading to pain or discomfort. It's an informal and vivid way to describe the painful condition resulting from an injury to the testicles.

The phrase "he fried his eggs on that rail" vividly describes an incident where someone sustained a painful injury to their testicles by hitting or crushing them against a rail. It's a graphic and informal way to convey the severity of the injury, emphasizing the significant pain experienced.
Guy 1: What happened to Timmy yesterday in the skate park?
Guy 2: He fried his eggs on that rail over there!
Guy 1: Fuck! Now he has fried eggs between his legs! No more babies for him!
by DaveDH August 20, 2024
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MacNuts

Testicles. A play on fastfood and a men's "junk", his genitals.

See also MacNuggets
Girl 1: You have to hit them in the junk!
Girl 2: Between the legs?!
Girl 1: Yeah, but make sure to hit the MacNuts!

Guy 1: Dude, she kicked you in the nuts in a McDonald's does that make them MacNuts now?! Haha
Guy 2: Fuck you, it's not funny!
by DaveDH July 24, 2022
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Tomatoes

Boy: He bullies me.
Dad: Give him a big 'ol kick in the tomatoes.
by DaveDH November 05, 2022
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Nard bag

The scrotum. The bag that holds the nards (testicles).
Guy 1: Shit, she bruised my nard bag!
Guy 2: Fuck, ice them!
by DaveDH March 14, 2023
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Patada en los huevos

Spanish slang. Literally a Kick in the eggs. Kick in the testicles.
Dale una patada en los huevos! Duele mucho a los chicos!
-Kick him in the balls! Hurts boys alot!
by DaveDH January 30, 2023
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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
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Blackballing

Covering the balls (testicle) and genital area in black paint. Also called greasing.

A punishment that railroad staff (Mechanics) used to give to guys that spray paint (graffiti) the trains from the outside.
They are told to drop the cans and strip naked. The genitals are spray painted with their graffiti cans and sometimes grease aswell.
They are kicked in the testicles by the staff and/ or told to kick each other "in the balls" and told to run either naked or with only the shoes on. Could be difficult to run at this point because their testicles are aching.
Guy1: Hear that?! They are blackballing some poor sods.
Guy2: What's that?!
Guy1: Haha Come.

Guy 1: You already black balled me. I'm begging you! Don't kick my balls i have a girlfriend!
Guy 2: Should have been fucking her then instead of giving us work! Do you know how much time it takes to clean this shit! Spread them legs! You had the balls to do this shit, suck it up.
Guy 1: Oooohh! My balls!
Guy 2: Now run, go ice them fuckers!
by DaveDH March 11, 2023
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