MadBob's definitions
The practice of sleeping with as many of the attractive female jurors in large murder trials as is humanly possible whilst attempting to avoid detection or expose the deception to the jurors involved.
Johnnie Cochran was running interference as co-counsel Robert Shapiro spent three weeks furiously juryfrigging before O.J. Simpson took the stand.
by MadBob May 15, 2007
Get the juryfriggingmug. Like its close relative, juryrigging, this verb describes the act of being interrupted when so close to orgasm due to onanism that one must improvise a satisfactory conclusion as quickly as possible, with whatever comes to hand, as surreptitiously as possible, and with the least amount of spillage, or, failing that, embarrassment.
"My mum walked in so close to the vinegar strokes that I had no choice but to do a bit of furious juryfrigging into the hem of her skirt when she turned to yell down the stairs to my dad what a dirty wanker I was."
by MadBob May 29, 2007
Get the juryfriggingmug. Thelma - You know what? I'm gonna fuck Brad Pitt and then drive into a fucken canyon, until I'm dead! You comin'?
Louise - Hmmmm....
Louise - Hmmmm....
by MadBob May 24, 2007
Get the hmmmmug. Noun: a person, generally male and of post-pubescent age, who, as if by magic, makes a small quantity of beer into a large quantity of urine, to be dispensed at the urinal infuriatingly frequently.
Bob: 'Nother beer Bruno?
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.
by MadBob June 25, 2007
Get the piss wizardmug. A pseudonym used by persons of indeterminate age/sex who may be looking for opportunites to express their sense of rage and injustice in a comically puerile fashion.
Often referred to using the full name MadBob McCunt
Often referred to using the full name MadBob McCunt
"I was waiting for three hours for you to come back and remove your washing from the tumble dryer. As you didn't, I took it upon myself to remove them and carefully fold them into the basket that you see under this note. I hope everything is still here by the time you get back. Also, I wanked into your pillowcases. Love MadBob McCunt
by MadBob May 12, 2007
Get the madbobmug. Proper Noun: An all-purpose pseudonym regardless of age/gender used to express an all encompassing feeling of rage or injustice, often in a comically puerile fashion. In formal missives, the full title is used - MadBob McCunt.
To whom it may concern, I have been waiting here for over three hours for you to return and empty your washing from the tumble dryer. I therefore took it upon myself to do it for you, and I hope it is still all present and correct in the basket under this note. Love MadBob McCunt.
P.S. I wanked in your pillowcases.
P.S. I wanked in your pillowcases.
by MadBob May 21, 2007
Get the MadBobmug.