An absolute god that shreds any person in his way, and uses Lexie as his slave to do his orders. He counters Shrek's young man onion smell with the smell of cheese. When he farts it combines cheese with onions and pepperonis and demolishes any organism breathing in the substance. He is also known to fight in pvp battles. And he usually greets himself to people by calling them "folks". He is also known as the super squid god.
1. To persistently sit at ones computer on a harley davidson, head adorned with an orange helmet while your children scream in the background and your hairy backed wife cooks you bacon eggs as you share morning coffee with other chatters. The use of derogatory terms towards female chatters commonly used at 5 second intervals, if rejected the madbiker will open up a "PM", also known as a private message, and send you 'dirty links', with the intention to ddos you or trojan you.
the _madbiker_: G'morning chatters
female user: hello madbiker
the _madbiker_: show me your tits, you dirty slut
female user: how about I straddle your face and shed my uterus all in your mouth first, you nasty pig.
the _madbike_: < big baby cry + kids screaming in background while wife flips bacon > THAT'S IT, IMA DDOS YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.