Skip to main content
Currently mad because of a stupid reason.
Boy 1:They picked him to be Mascot!
Boy 2:I know, I'm so madiker!
madiker by Sqezzy December 11, 2007
Words you can keep

A Madiser 

An absolute god that shreds any person in his way, and uses Lexie as his slave to do his orders. He counters Shrek's young man onion smell with the smell of cheese. When he farts it combines cheese with onions and pepperonis and demolishes any organism breathing in the substance. He is also known to fight in pvp battles. And he usually greets himself to people by calling them "folks". He is also known as the super squid god.
"I got a Madiser, fuck off."
A Madiser by Madiser July 6, 2015

Madiuerish

a person who is reffered to as blur and often fucks up. A madiuer is also known as MDE and is annoying. He makes u have brainwave damage
Aaren: hey matthew acting madiuerish again
Matthew: *keeps asking questions in class*
Me : ya lor
Madiuerish by IC毛l3UR63R February 12, 2022

_madbiker_ 

1. To persistently sit at ones computer on a harley davidson, head adorned with an orange helmet while your children scream in the background and your hairy backed wife cooks you bacon eggs as you share morning coffee with other chatters. The use of derogatory terms towards female chatters commonly used at 5 second intervals, if rejected the madbiker will open up a "PM", also known as a private message, and send you 'dirty links', with the intention to ddos you or trojan you.

2. Scott

3. mainerslovergirl1
the _madbiker_: G'morning chatters
female user: hello madbiker
the _madbiker_: show me your tits, you dirty slut
female user: how about I straddle your face and shed my uterus all in your mouth first, you nasty pig.
the _madbike_: < big baby cry + kids screaming in background while wife flips bacon > THAT'S IT, IMA DDOS YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
_madbiker_ by KieLei January 14, 2010

Maikeru Sleep

When you go to sleep and your wife plays on your RuneScape account.
Dude, just do a few Maikeru Sleeps and you'll have level 120 Necromancy in no time!
Maikeru Sleep by AnRSGuy August 11, 2023
My bestest friend in the whole world im so glad she exists she also gave me her Netflix password thanks;)
WOW GORILLA DID YOU SHE THAT HOT GIRL? Yeah her name is Madiera shes so hot bro.
madiera by bobby69daddy February 11, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
Next