sleeps 

A really childish and infantile substitute for the word for "days", usually used when some lamewad is counting down the days until their next loser adventure.

It assumes we all think like children, and think things like "time for sleep!!" when it gets late.

"hey honey, only three more sleeps until our vacation!!"

"three more SLEEPS?? How old are you, six?? Grow the hell up. We adults just say 'days'."

sleeps by sully.d August 17, 2009

sleeps 

1. a point in time when somebody is feeling very tired / sleepy.
2. somebody wanting to go to bed because they are tired and need to sleep.

i'm so sleeps!

sleeps by lnk053 April 21, 2011

sleeps 

when an individual is feeling tiresome, exhausted, and droopy when they have not gotten enough sleep the night prior.

-"bro, you got the sleeps?
-"yeah man, i couldn't sleep till 2 last night."

sleeps by the dog boss February 27, 2017

Sleeps 

A cute way of counting down to something you are looking forward to.

5 Sleeps until my birthday. Meaning that there are 5 days until your birthday ( Taking into account the fact that most people sleep every night).

Sleeps by ellemacfearsome January 20, 2009

sleeps 

A standardized unit of time.
Nocturnal equivalent to days.

only (number) more sleeps until (event)

sleeps by Alphanumeric October 25, 2013

sleeps 

v. intr.

1. To be in the state of sleep or to fall asleep.
2. To be in a condition resembling sleep.

n.

1. A name given to one whose skill exceeds those of all other known beings within any observable radius. (Generally, this title goes to a ninja, whose skill surpasses modern technique) Usually, the "S"s are capitalized. Its origin is from the theory that he who sleeps has achieved an ultimate state of power. Only one person can hold this title at a time.

1. He sleeps all night, and works all day.
2. He isn't paying attention, as though he sleeps.
3. SleepS is an awesome, crazy guy. I wouldn't want to get him angry.

sleeps by Ninja #1 September 14, 2008

Sleeps 

A way of counting down days to an exciting event. Exclusively used by infantile British morons who seem to think speaking like a 5 year old looking forward to christmas holidays (or chrimbo holibobs as they would say) is somehow endearing.

I can’t wait, only 3 more sleeps before I am off for my chrimbo holibobs.

Sleeps by Onlyfaranginsaraburi December 25, 2023