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madeLAME 

an elementary school girl at heart that is obsessed with TikTok
madeLAME is going through yet another emo phase.
madeLAME by madeLAME is sad June 1, 2022

Madam your jam 

A very polite way to let your best lady friend you are about to cum on her back, or inside of her.
* A few gutteral moans * Madam, your JAAAAAMMMM!! Madam your jam
Madam your jam by Menable September 16, 2016

Madam's apple 

Noun. A pun on "Adam's apple," it refers to the large bulge on the trachea when it occurs on a woman. (Note: this may be the sign of a male-to-female transvestite or transsexual, or may simply be the luck of genetics).
"Holy crap! Look at that madam's apple on Ann Coulter!"
Word of the Day on August 18, 2007

Madame Pipi 

In France and in other places, Madame Pipi is the title given to female rest room attendants.
Madame Pipi presided over the rest room; keeping it sanitary and providing soap and hand towels.
Madame Pipi by Cranberry Bob August 19, 2021

Madame Muffin

A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.
I swear, madame muffin over there is poppin out blueberrys
Madame Muffin by mella rouge July 27, 2008

Madame Two-Swords 

Compound noun, for a lady who enjoys the company of men, or more than one man at a time. The F in an MMF skin flick.

A female capable of handling multiple able swordsmen.

The hog in a roast.
Brian and I couldn't believe our luck. We were out down the boozer the other night and met a madame two-swords, took her back and gave her a right roasting.
Madame Two-Swords by WaltD007 March 29, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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