noun. A person who lives, eats, breaths, and plays the football video gaming series Madden. Maddenites are cult like individuals of the game who (often) relegate to other maddenites for social gatherings.
They possess a deep, textbook-like and through understanding about the game of Madden and (often) football. They would rather play madden than any other video game.
They possess a deep, textbook-like and through understanding about the game of Madden and (often) football. They would rather play madden than any other video game.
by Alvin Li November 7, 2007
Get the Maddenite mug.noun. An individual player in the Madden vdeo game series who seemingly outperforms his attributes. These are typically lower ranking players that seem to perform just as well, if not better, than high ranking players when under the A.I.'s control. Somehow, the combination of the players awareness, speed, agility, etc. form an excellent player. While this term may refer to "Player X", if "Player X" is being controlled by a person, he is no longer a Maddenite. A Maddenite is strictly a PC controlled player.
Perrish Cox is a cornerback with an overall ranking in the 60's in Madden 11 for the Denver Broncos and is capable of covering almost any wide reciever in the game due to a unique combination in his height, speed, and awareness.
Trindon Holliday is a wide receiver for the Houstan Texans who ranks in the 50's overall in Madden 11, but routinely gets open and catches passes with more consistency than some 80's or 90's. This is, once again, due to a unique combination in his attributes which makes him difficult to cover.
Wallace Gilberry is a defensive end for the Kansas City Chiefs who ranks in the 60's in Madden 11, but he has an ideal blend of speed, strength, and block shedding to consistently make tackles in the backfield, embarrassing elite offensive tackles.
These players, and many more, are Maddenites.
Trindon Holliday is a wide receiver for the Houstan Texans who ranks in the 50's overall in Madden 11, but routinely gets open and catches passes with more consistency than some 80's or 90's. This is, once again, due to a unique combination in his attributes which makes him difficult to cover.
Wallace Gilberry is a defensive end for the Kansas City Chiefs who ranks in the 60's in Madden 11, but he has an ideal blend of speed, strength, and block shedding to consistently make tackles in the backfield, embarrassing elite offensive tackles.
These players, and many more, are Maddenites.
by bashman0000 April 13, 2011
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by RizNiniMila September 24, 2011
Get the Yazlie Maldenito mug.Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.
"To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."
"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."
"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."
"First down is a good down."
"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."
"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."
"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."
"First down is a good down."
"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."
"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
by John Madden sucks November 16, 2004
Get the maddenism mug.A girl's name. A girl who is beautiful, talented, and has a way with words no one else ever will have. She is beautiful and almost always taken, so LOOK AND LISTEN!!
by AngelFace13<3 April 20, 2011
Get the Maddeline mug.Verb- To creep and prey on high- school aged kids while being of the ages of 25 and older. Typically found in FLOKS, anyone who Maddenizes works a small job, has a few bestfriends, all of whom are at least ten years younger than him, and attends all of his former high- school's sporting events, ranging from armory- league basketball games to sectional championships. They are the "best fan," and probably shouildn't be allowed within 100 yards of a school, or a chuckie cheese.
by FLOKhater2012 March 30, 2011
Get the Maddenize mug.1. When you choose to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, despite having bros to play with. Chronic Maddenbators often feel slightly ashamed, confused and even gay - These side effects are normal.
2. To self pleasure oneself by performing certain rituals associated with Madden 2017. Often willing to Maddenbate whenever and wherever, at any given time or moment; forsaking all others over their own personal desires.
3. The act of collecting coins.
2. To self pleasure oneself by performing certain rituals associated with Madden 2017. Often willing to Maddenbate whenever and wherever, at any given time or moment; forsaking all others over their own personal desires.
3. The act of collecting coins.
Nicaragua: Hey dude, you wanna get a game of Madden going?
Matthias: No dude, I gotta get these coins and plus, I just took a melatonin and I have to Maddenbate.
Nicaragua: Are you gay dude?
Matthias: No dude, I gotta get these coins and plus, I just took a melatonin and I have to Maddenbate.
Nicaragua: Are you gay dude?
by Jorge Sandoval March 7, 2017
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