Gaming
nerd ladies, having worked for
Xbox tech support, who would give out free points and subscription
time to nerds who called in, were nice, and stated they were taking a break from calculus.
"Yeah, I'm just trying to get some CoD in before I go back to my calculus homework. Thanks for being
chill."
"No problem. It'
s truly my pleasure to encourage gentlemen such as yourself to continue in your most excellent efforts. Please, don'
t ever change. As a token of the
nerd ladies' esteem, I hereby grant you 800 points and a free month of subscription
time. Huzzah."
"What?! Are you serious?!"
"Yes, but you must pledge your silence to the Gaming Goddesses; I can'
t have all your friends calling me."
"NO PROBLEM."
Mission of encouraging nerds in their nerdiness accomplished.