2 definitions by pirate_falcon

verb; "to be maddened;" 1: term used when playing any Madden NFL title (on the All-Madden setting) where one is performing superbly only to be inexplicably overtaken in the final moments of the game, usually by a combination of physically impossible occurrences (see Madden Physics), inexplicable defensive lapses, or the sudden onset of superior skill in any mediocre opponent player; 2: to be absurdly dominated by an inferior opponent in any Madden NFL franchise; 3: Any of these definitions applied loosely to real-life occurrences
"Dude, I just got Maddened so hard."

"What happened?"

"I was up on Tampa Bay by 21 in the fourth and they fucking won the game! Michael fucking Pittman rushed for over 200 yards! And I'm the goddamn COLTS!"


"Dude, the Seahawks just got Maddened."

"What happened?"

"The ref just called a touchdown back for pass interference because the receiver 'pushed off.' Fucking bullshit. The way this is going they're in for a big-time Super Bowl Maddening."


"Dude, I was totally going to bang Melissa and I got Maddened, big time."

"What happened?"

"First of all, dinner conversation was great, she was totally digging my chili, leaning forward and giving me a view of the Wonder Twins, and we go out to a bar and this waiter spills a glass of red on her. THEN, suddenly she gets really sick after doing a tequila shot. THEN, she gets a call from her mom saying that her grandma died. She was totally ready to ranger up and keep drinking and then my ex-girlfriend shows up and says something about how I used to cheat on her. Madden just didn't want me to win tonight, man."

"I hear you, you got fucking Maddened big time."
by pirate_falcon September 9, 2007
Colloquial reference to the United States Army 75th Ranger Regiment, often referred to as "Special Forces" by people who don't know what they're talking about.

While the 75th is a Special Operations unit under the command of the United States Army Special Operations Command (USASOC), they are in reality the best-equipped and best-trained light infantry unit in the world - Special Forces refer ONLY to the units colloquially known as the "Green Berets." Enlisted Special Forces operators are all non-commissioned officers of the rank of sergeant or above, while the Rangers encompass the entire spectrum of ranks from Private (fresh out of Ranger Indoctrination) up to Command Sergeant Major.

There are three Ranger battalions; two are stationed in Georgia and the other at Fort Lewis, WA.

Can also refer to a soldier who is not a member of the 75th Ranger Regiment who is a graduate of the US Army Ranger School (ranger-tabbed).
"This is my buddy Tom from 2nd Ranger Battalion."

"Oh, he's Special Forces?"

"No, you fucking dumbass, he's Special Ops. Special Forces is the Green Berets."
by pirate_falcon September 10, 2007