madcock 

A hairy man with a massive raging penis. Not to be messed around with due to the fact of how many pull ups and push ups he can due

Hey madcock!

madcock by Sirblackhand November 1, 2017

barry macockinher 

This is an actual name, pronounced exactly as it looks. one of the many hillarious names I got working as a teleservice representative

me:"may I please speak with Barry Macockinher? this is just regarding his membership with (organization name not used for legal purposes)"

barry macockinher by Miss Trauma March 10, 2009

Richard Maddock 

Someone with a subway-sized foot long schlong. Has inserted his schlong into many females and is often payed money by trophy wives to give them the service their husbands are incapable of providing. Occasionally referred to as 'Mad Dog', due to his unique characteristic for warping into a dog, getting really mad at people he doesn't like, and mauling them to death. He is also often referred to as 'Richardo Madjokovic', in comparison to the World Number 1 Novak Djokovic, however this is often viewed as an injustice to his tennis playing abilities. Richard was also raised in the hood and regularly slanged dope. He lives the thug life to this day and constantly fucks bitches and makes money. His favourite rap artist of all time is Tupac, who is 99.99% likely to be his father after DNA tests were conducted by Stephen Hawking in 2010. According to many close friends and family, Richard has inherited his father's rapping talents and is predicted to unleash his unique skills onto the American hip-hop scene within weeks. There is much speculation that his debut album will be titled 'His eyez on me' as a testimony to his father's life and career. There have been reports that Mad Dog has been dating Victoria's Secret models, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima, at the same time. He is also believed to have fathered Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's child, North-West, although he claims he had no say in the naming of the child.

- Oh my god, I had sex with this guy last night. It was amazing. It was like a 5/10 on the Mad Dog scale.
- Eminem: my main inspiration was Tupac, however his love child with Biggie Smalls' wife, Richard Maddock, is my hero. That guy is venemous on the mike. His rhymes are potent and I can honestly say that he has made women cum in their pants through simply whispering in their ears.

Richard Maddock by Tupacisthegreatestrapperever69 October 16, 2013

Mahcockales

A mix between a monkey and your cock.

Dude, last night I went to a party and I saw a hot girl and mahcockales came out of my pants

Mahcockales by Tenacious D Jr. June 25, 2010

Maddock 

Hot,smart, sexy, and has a huge pp

He’s cool and he’s planned out his life already his career if you don’t have a maddock in your life pray He needs nice and funny and wants to be your friend

I want to be a maddock

Maddock by Nejjrnrbxjjx December 31, 2020

rancid mancock 

A gentleman's cock that is really rather rancid.
A not so charming character by the handle of Corrin who stinks up an otherwise great mecha anime channel with his dirty hands.

Corrin! You're a rancid mancock and when you die I'm gonna jerk one off over your grave. Even in death you'll still be a filthy jizzbitch. Oh don't cry! I love you really...

rancid mancock by l33tc4k30fd00m August 28, 2004

Madmockee 

Some object or situation that is Crazy, Insane, Beast, Ridiculous and/or Amazing

That 370z's madmockee!

Madmockee by Shits crazy November 28, 2009